VICTIMHOOD MAKES NO ONE: Unassailable.

NAH.  IT’S JUST THAT THE LEFT AIN’T GOT NO CULTURE. THEY NEVER DID:  Is Our Culture Dead?

THIS IS THE DEMOGRAPHIC WE’RE LOOKING TO FOR PUBLIC POLICY GUIDANCE?  Moronic condom-snorting challenge takes over social media.

NO, YOU CAN’T PUT SUNSCREEN THERE:  Yes, even your eyeballs can get sunburned.

IT’S COOL – HE WILL WEAR OSHA APPROVED REFLECTIVE VEST, SAFETY GLASSES, AND EAR PROTECTION WHILE ON THE JOB:  Airport pays $7,500 for dog to chase away birds on runway.

NEWS YOU CAN USE? THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS EXPECTING:  How to hack your brain to improve focus and creativity.

AS IF THAT SIGNATURE EVER STOPPED FRAUD:  You may not have to sign credit card receipts ever again.

#METOO!  Obama is ‘relieved’ to no longer be president.

THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO NO LONGER BE OUR COUNTRYMEN ARE ALSO, APPARENTLY, PIG-IGNORANT:   It’s 2018 and NPR Doesn’t Know What Christians Commemorate on Easter.

OF COURSE HE DID:  Georgia Teacher Required Students To Push For Gun Control.

THIS IS THE CAKE THE ELITES HAVE BAKED.  I DON’T THINK IT WILL MAKE GOOD EATING:  Anti-Semitism on the rise in Germany.  Muslim anti-Semitism, that is. And it even is occurring at the kindergarten level.

NO WORD ON WHETHER THE COCK HAD CROWED OR HOW MANY TIMES:  Report: McCabe lied four times.

YEP:  A census that counts citizens will help African Americans.

AND YET THEY PERSISTED:  After ISIS Destroys, The Christians Return.

BATTLESPACE PREPARATION?  Russian ships may be using underwater cables to spy.

THEY’RE STILL MICE:  City mice have nearly evolved into a whole new species.

ELITE SCHOOLS ARE NOT ABOUT EDUCATION, THEY’RE ABOUT CHECKING OFF BOXES:  I learned nothing at one of NYC’s elite high schools.

THEN THE LIBERALS TOOK OVER THE INDUSTRY AND IT BECAME A CESSPIT OF INTOLERANCE AND HARASSMENT:  70 years before #MeToo, women ruled Hollywood.

CRAZY THINGS PEOPLE DO:  Butt-lifting underwear isn’t just for women.

UNITED????  Airline exec wants to stick passengers in the cargo hold.

A “PERFECT STORM”? ISN’T THAT REASSURING:  Sex tourism in Southeast Asia fueling rise of ‘super gonorrhea’.

WELL! THERE’S ONE THING I WON’T DIE OF:  Drinking several coffees a day could lower risk of heart disease.

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE:  Words or Deeds.

ABOUT TIME:  There’s a Chappaquiddick Film Coming Next Week, and the Kennedy Dynasty Won’t Like It.

HONESTLY, WE REGRET HER SAYING STUFF TOO.  LIKE ALL OF IT SINCE SHE FIRST CAME TO OUR ATTENTION IN THE NINETIES:  Hillary Calls 2016 Campaign ‘Traumatic’ And Regrets Saying Stuff.