COME AGAIN?  The LHC has found the Higgs works perfectly – which is a problem.

WE NEED THIS IN COLORADO. WE’RE ENJOYING SOME EXCEPTIONALLY BRISK ROAD CONSTRUCTION SEASON:  This sounds like a really useful invention.

WILL YOU TOLERATE THIS?  Registrar in Houston fighting to keep non-citizens eligible to vote.

A SWAMP? YOU WISH. IT’S A CESSPIT:  Revealed: Senate Intelligence Committee under pending DOJ investigation over leaks.

I’M SURE TRUMP WILL OBEY THAT:  Senate Dems Offer Some North Korean Summit Advice for President Trump.

WELL, LET’S GO OVER AND SEE WHAT ELSE IS THERE:  Mars rover finds 3-billion-year-old ‘building blocks of life’.

ALCOHOL, IS THERE SOMETHING IT CAN’T DO?  Sleep, exercise and alcohol could prevent Alzheimer’s.

SO PROFOUNDLY WRONG:  Woman with tattoo ‘addiction’ inks eyeballs blue.

I’VE HAD WORSE OFFERS:  University will pay you $3,500 to get the flu and stay at ‘hotel’.

ME TOO. AT THIS POINT THE B*STARD HAS MY SUPPORT:  ‘Never Trump’ and the Trump Trauma.

SHUT UP PEASANTS! THE BEAUTY PAGEANT WILL NOW REWARD BEAUTIFUL PERSONALITIES WOKENESS AND FEMINISM. AND YOU’LL LIKE IT:  Former Miss NY says pageant ditching swimsuits is a mistake.

SHOULD WE ADMIRE THEM FOR THE ARROGANCE OR THE HONESTY IN DISPLAYING IT?  Cincinnati teachers to city: Tax breaks costing schools $8.4M. Stop giving so many of them.

FEATURING AMIE GIBBONS:  Eat This While You Read That.

IT’S THE TIMES WE LIVE IN:  Getting’ Political.

ELEMENTARY SCIENCE.  WHAT A PITY WE NO LONGER TEACH IT:  Climate Proposal: Reduce Food Miles with Urban Food Produced Under Grow Lights.

IF YOU HAVE A PERSONAL GLOBAL WARMING STORY, IT MIGHT BE HOTFLASHES:  Climate Craziness of the Week: @NPR invites global warming hypochondriacs to tell their story.

THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  U.N. Accused of Doctoring Video to Erase Leading Pro-Israel Speaker’s Credentials.

I DON’T KNOW BUT I’D LIKE TO FIND OUT:  Why Does Former FBI Deputy Director McCabe Want Immunity?

A STRANGE FETISH FOR SKIN COLOR:  De Blasio’s war on meritocracy and the public exam schools of New York.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  #IranDeal: Obama Tried To Give Iran Access To US Bank System.

IF IT IS IT WILL GO BROKE:  Is National Lampoon 2.0 Going Woke Already?

LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY:  How Reagan’s eldest son reminds us of stars who put their lives on the line to help the war effort.

OKAY, NOW THEY HAVE OUR ATTENTION:  Two meteors in two days lit up the sky in China and Botswana.

GOOD NEWS:  GM golden rice gets approval from food regulators in the US.

FROM MARTIN L. SHOEMAKER:  Blue Collar Space.