I THINK YOU JUST DID:  Caught on Camera: Tedra Cobb Tells Supporters She Wants ‘Assault Rifle’ Ban But ‘Cannot Say That’ in Public.

THE … ER… WHAT?   Michelle Wolf Does the Abortion Limbo.

FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING:  Teresa May’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Brexit Day.

INSANE PEOPLE GOT TO INSANE:  Dems: We Unearthed Evil Plot with Nomination of Kavanaugh!

READING TEA LEAVES:  Kavanaugh’s Obamacare ruling: Part I.

ONE CAN HOPE, BUT I WOULDN’T GO BACK TO SLEEP:  Did Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders Save America?

DERPY DIPPERY DIP:  Here it is: Your Douchery Roundup.

I’D SAY THE MASS INDUSTRIAL ENTERTAINMENT COMPLEX HAD LOST THE PLOT, BUT THEY WOULDN’T KNOW PLOT IF IT BIT THEM IN THE FLESHY PART OF THE BUTTOCKS:   ‘First Purge’ Brings Trump Conspiracy Theories to Life.

THEY WON’T LIKE THE FIGHT THEY’RE SPOILING FOR:  Phillippe Reines: Tweet About Black Swan Books And Steve Bannon Was Public Service.

THE ASTROTURF IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ISLE:  Fake News and Grassroots opposition my ass.

CALL DIOGENES. WE’VE FOUND AN HONEST MAN (THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK):  Somebody in the New York Times will not have a job come morning.

AS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECIES: Feminists Clash with Transgenders at London Pride Parade.

IS CHEESY CHUCK OUT OF HIS TINY LITTLE MIND?  McConnell Declares Kavanaugh ‘Superb’; Schumer Says Pick Is Meant to ‘Punish Women’.

IT’S NOT EVEN THE END OF THE BEGINNING: Europe: Things Fall Apart.

WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?  Green Weenie of the Week: “Petro-Masculinity”??

THIS IS USEFUL IF YOU’RE A WRITER, BUT IF YOU’RE NOT, READ IT FOR THE INCIDENT HE RELATES AT THE BEGINNING: I myself could tell you similar stories from the 70s in Portugal, and Robert A. Heinlein himself said there wasn’t a single incident at which he was present that was what the media portrayed it as being.  Remember that when you read the news.  Unreliable witnesses.

FROM LAURA MONTGOMERY: Rapunzel.  A Story of First Contact.

FAA attorney Terrence Rogers dreams of space, but he spends his days on informed consent for space tourists. Young foreign service officer Hal Cooper faces real change with the arrival of an alien spaceship, but it means something else for Terrence.

A short story.

BECAUSE:  Why Different?

I CAN’T IMPROVE ON THIS:  Brilliant!

IN MY EXPERIENCE IT FIXES JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING:  Maybe more Ducktape?

THE ONION MOST AFFECTED:  When Satire Is Truth.

OR WE COULD THROW THE TEA IN THE HARBOR AGAIN:  Rhetoric vs Reality.

I DON’T KNOW. WHO CREATED OBAMA’S PERSONA?  Who was behind Alexandria Ocasio Cortez’s astonishing makeover?

YOU CAN’T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME:  Exalted Righteousness, Tawdry Methods Lead to Walk Away.

SURE. CRAZY PEOPLE WANT CRAZY THINGS. IT’S AXIOMATIC:  New York Times Editors Want Dems to Go Full Godfather on the GOP.