IT’S NOT SO MUCH FAKE, AS IT’S LIKE PRAVDA. THERE IS NO SCIENCE IN IT, JUST LIKE THERE’S NO TRUTH IN PRAVDA:  The Fake Science of Global Warming.

MY FACE, SO SHOCKED!  Jane Mayer Smeared Brett Kavanaugh, Defends Al Franken.

Come on guys. We’ve known these “feminists” for what they are since they defended Bill Clinton.

LOOK, IMAO GUYS, YOU HAVE ONE JOB. AND IT’S NOT REPORTING NEWS:  New Democrat Charity, “Habitat for Hypocrisy”, to Build Mansions for Millionaire Socialists.

BABYLONBEE, YOUR JOB IS NOT REPORTING NEWS STRAIGHT:  Man Drowns As Politically Correct Passengers Struggle To Describe What Just Went Overboard.

WAKE UP. IT’S TIME TO FIGHT BACK. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT FIGHT IS INSIDE YOUR MIND:  The long slow march of leftism.

ONE PERSON ONE VOTE? NOT IF HALF OF YOUR DISTRICT IS ILLEGALS:  The real reason the 2020 Census should include a citizenship question.

FOR THE SAME REASON MODERATE MUSLIMS DEFEND EXTREMISTS:  So, why have the Democratic leaders defended the Gang of Four?

HAVE WINE, WILL TRAVEL:  Red wine could be secret to keeping us fit on Mars: study.

THE MARCHING MORONS!  Now ‘Storm Bermuda Triangle’ plan goes viral as 18,000 sign up to travel to ship-swallowing region after Area 51 plot.

WHICH MEANS IT WILL BE IGNORED OR BROKEN UNTIL IT’S MORE COMFORTABLE. AS IT SHOULD BE. GOOD DESIGN DOESN’T CONSIST IN MAKING PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE:  ‘Manspreading’ chair wins award for forcing dudes’ legs together.

THEY WON’T LIKE US WHEN WE’RE ANGRY:  When the Saxon Began to Hate.

A WALL WOULD SAVE EVEN MORE:  Trump Saves Lives At the Border.

AND THERE IT IS, MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Washington Post keeps shilling for Antifa.

YEP, YEP, YEP. SAME AS IT EVER WAS. THEY STILL THINK THE GOOD GUYS LOST. OF COURSE THE AUTHOR OF THE NYT PIECE ALSO THINKS THE TERM CHICOM TO APPLY TO CHINESE COMMUNISTS IS RACIST. SHE MIGHT HAVE HER OWN PROBLEMS:  Apollo 11 Celebration Brings Out Inner Soviet In Media.

FINALLY. AN ADEQUATE DEFINITION OF THE JIHAD SQUAD “THE 4 SOWS OF THE DERPOCALYPSE”:  When Everything is Racist, Part Deux.

WELL, THE MAD IS HERE:   “Whom the Gods would destroy they first drive mad.”

THE TIMES WE LIVE IN:  The Howling Season.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. SHUDDER:  Tick lodged on Kentucky man’s eyeball made ‘popping’ noise when doctor pulled it off.

AT LEAST A THIRD OF MEN ARE SEEING THIS AND THINKING, “SHE LOOKS KINDA HOT.” AND SOME WOMEN WILL THINK SHE LOOKS EMPOWERED OR STRONG OR SOMETHING:  Chloe Haines’ Jet2 meltdown caused hijack scare, $105K bill.

C’MON JOHN – YOU’RE ENGLISH; YOU KNOW SOME OF THOSE KNIGHTS WERE VERY NAUGHTY INDEED:  John Cleese: I’m ‘too naughty’ for knighthood.  Stop having delusions of badness….

FASTER, PLEASE:  Scientists discover new way to kill disease-carrying mosquitoes.

GIVEN THE MEDIA PORTRAYAL OF MEN IT WOULD BE HARD TO SEEM LESS COMPETENT. THANKS, MEDIA!  Women seen as more competent but less ambitious than men.

WHY MICKEY, WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE!  Disney uses apps, ‘MagicBands’ to spy on guests: report.

MALTHUS IS DEAD, PAUL EHRLICH WAS WRONG, AND EVEN THE VERY FUNNY COMMENTERS ARE ASSUMING THAT CENSUSES IN AFRICA ARE REAL AND THE POPULATION IS EXPLODING THERE: I don’t know whether to pat them on the head for their trust in governments that are net recipients of aid per-capita, or be in awe of their confidence that tribal, screwed up Africa could get an accurate count if they wanted to (note, we don’t, and pad the censuses with all sorts of “uncountable” people).  And that’s before I ARGH at the fact they don’t seem to notice the massive deaths from AIDS (which was actually an heterosexual disease there, for various cultural reasons and an epidemic) were never shown in the count.  But overall, their hearts are in the right place.  You can have our burgers when you pry them out of our cold, dead hands.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  5 Things House Democrats Are Ignoring in Favor of Condemnation, Impeachment, & Contempt.