YOU KNOW…  Impressed Military Drops Portland Antifa In Hostile ISIS Territory To Continue Doling Out Justice.

Look, I know they suck at fighting people who fight back, and most of the ones who survived would do so as sex-slaves.  But look at it this way, they’d be doing all that… elsewhere.

SHE’S NOT WRONG:  Solving the Student Debt Problem.

YOU DON’T SAY? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Damaged Russian Sub Linked to Underwater Drone Program.

JUST WAIT TILL THEY HIT FIFTY AND THEN TRY TO DENY THEM AIR CONDITIONING. IN WINTER. IN THE MIDDLE OF A SNOW STORM:  Peak Feminism? Now Air Conditioning is Sexist.

However I want to note that feminists geniuses in my field have declared writing, language and grammar sexist.  If that wasn’t peak…

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IT’S MEAN AND NASTY TO PARADE THE NEVER-VERY-BRIGHT, FALSE AMERINDIAN ELIZABETH WARREN AROUND IN A PARODY OF A CAMPAIGN. THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES:   Warren: I Would Push Israel to End Occupation of Palestinians.

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IT’S MEAN AND NASTY TO PARADE THE NEVER-VERY-BRIGHT, UNSCRUPULOUS, RETIRED SEX WORKER HARRIS AROUND IN A PARODY OF A CAMPAIGN. THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES:  Not Even Kamala Harris Knows Where She Stands on Busing Anymore.

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IT’S MEAN AND NASTY TO PARADE THE NEVER-VERY-BRIGHT NOW DEMENTED BIDEN AROUND IN A PARODY OF A CAMPAIGN. THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES:  Joe Biden Wants to Bring Back the Individual Mandate in Obamacare.

AND PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER DAY. ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PARTS OF THIS PRESIDENCY:  Trump outmaneuvers the media on the 4th.

LARPING RESISTANCE OF LONG VANISHED IDEOLOGY. LIKE BOSSES ASSES:  Antifa: Role Playing Cowards.

UM… WAS?  Michelle Obama : “I Was An Angry Black Woman”.

SHE WANTS TO SLEEP HER WAY TO THE TOP?  AOC Thinks She’s Like Eva Peron.

SHAKEN TOO MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH?  California Bans Grooming Discrimination.

SO ARE EARTHQUAKES, AND THE HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS:  Washington Post Says Iran Uranium Enrichment Is Trump’s Fault.

AND ABOUT ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF, FROM MY FRIEND SYNOVA:

WELL… WE MUST DO IT SOMEWHERE:  A Place to Start.

WHEN OBAMA’S MINIONS THINK YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR:  Obama’s DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson: The Democrats’ Immigration Rhetoric Is Essentially a Declaration of Open Borders Which Would Cause Mass Illegal Immigration to Explode.

I’D LIKE AN ANSWER. THIS IS A PROGRAM OF SOVIET-LIKE INSANITY. THAT AMERICANS ARE DISCUSSING THIS…   A question for Joe Biden.

AND THE RIDE IS JUST BEGINNING:  Polls gone wild.

INTERESTING:  Damaged Russian Sub Linked to Underwater Drone Program .

NAH. IT’S GONE WAY PAST POTATO INTO TURNIP:  Betsy Ross Flag is a Swastika Says Derp Potato.

INVADERS, SHE MEANS? UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH, I DON’T THINK IT IS:  Ilhan Omar Says Border Patrol Is Terrorizing Immigrants.

NEVER CHANGE:  Biden Gaffes Over Russian Meddling.

CALIFORNIA DOING THE SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL: Turns out yesterday might have been foreshocks. Pray this isn’t also a foreshock.

ANOTHER WHO CAME HOME:  May the Fourth be with you.

D*MN IT, BABYLON BEE! YOU HAD ONE JOB:  Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch Nazi.