FED BY A PARTISAN PRESS:  America is a divided country in part because half of Americans live in a fantasy land, predicated on fear and gossip, and entirely unrelated to reality.

IF OUR FATE WEREN’T TIED TO THESE REFUGEES OF AN INSANE ASYLUM, THIS WOULD BE COMEDY GOLD:  Stacey Abrams Sets Out to Save Democracy,

SINCE HE FAILS TO GRASP THAT THE PROBLEM IS HIS DERELICTION OF DUTY, I IMAGINE THE DIFFERENCE WILL BE FOR THE WORSE:  Portland Mayor Promises Protests Will Be Different This Weekend.

LOOK, IT’S AT BEST ASSISTED SUICIDE, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER:  Epstein Case: Sleeping Guards And Lawsuits.

NOW MOVING ON TO SERIOUS THREATS TO THE REPUBLIC:  Google “Machine Learning Fairness” Whistleblower Goes Public, says: “burden lifted off of my soul.”

OKAY, I’M NOT SURE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING, BUT I NOW WANT TO SHOWER INSIDE MY BRAIN:  EXCLUSIVE: Jeffrey Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton wearing a blue DRESS and red heels and lounging in the Oval Office inside his Manhattan mansion – visitor reveals bizarre image inside pedophile’s $56m lair.

AMERICA’S BLOG OF RECORD:  Twitter Rolls Out New Feature That Auto-Posts “Ban Assault Rifles!” From Your Account Any Time a Mass Shooting Hashtag Starts Trending.

(Yes, it’s satire, but really, would it surprise you?)

AND AGAIN, FROM AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Six-Year-Old Saying, ‘Why Don’t We Just Give Everything Away For Free?’ Surges To Top Of Democratic Polls.

AS MUCH AS WE ALREADY CAN’T TRUST OUR INSTITUTIONS, IMAGINE AN OCTOBER SURPRISE, ONLY IT’S A FILM OF SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED:  The Specter of Deep Fakes?

PAY ATTENTION:  China’s assault on free speech in Australia and New Zealand.

YEAH. NO. JUST NO:  The Left creates a hullabaloo over denying green cards to migrants who are public charges.

WHATEVER:  CNN’s Cuomo explodes in profanity-laden rant over his nickname, threatens violence, likens Godfather reference to n-word; CNN supports him.

HOW ABOUT NO?  Schumer Wants FBI Say-So Before Body Armor Purchases.

BUT, BUT, BUT… IT DAMAGES THE NARRATIVE!  Another Mass Shooting The Left Doesn’t Want To Mention.

THOSE AREN’T THOUGHTS. THOSE ARE ERUCTATIONS:  Senator Whitehouse Has Some Thoughts.

ALL INVALIDATED BY THE LAST ONE. SERIOUSLY, FBI, AFTER THE STUFF YOU PULLED OVER THE 16 ELECTION, WHY SHOULD WE TRUST ANYTHING YOU DO AND SAY?  8 Questions About the FBI’s Raid of Epstein’s “Pedophile Island”.

Followed by: How can we be a country of laws when we no longer can trust our law enforcement?  Cleaning up the deep state might be akin to cleaning up the Augean Stables. Only a flood will do.

FROM MY FRIEND JEFF DUNTEMANN:  Firejammer.

Having dropped an alien-contact anthropologist on a newly discovered inhabited planet to establish a relationship with the aliens, starship *Richard M. Nixon* and its crew returns two years later on a trade mission. The corporations of the Tripartisan Economic Combine are eager to buy the aliens’ epoxy glue, which is among the best ever seen in known space. Vincent Icehall, the starship’s young shuttle pilot, has little to do during the mission but hang out with what he assumes is the alien community’s jester and village idiot. Icehall can’t pronounce the alien’s name and dubs him “Turkey,” but slowly begins to realize that Turkey is anything but. Ignoring all of Turkey’s warnings for the crew to leave the planet immediately, Icehall stumbles on a plot by the anthropologist and the aliens’ chieftain to steal the Nixon’s shuttle for use as a weapon of war.

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD STRIKES AGAIN:  CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide.

THESE PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP AND ACT/SING. IT WASN’T THEIR POLITICAL ACUMEN THAT MADE THEM FAMOUS, AND THEY NEED TO BE TOLD EVERY TIME THEY STRAY INTO POLITICS THEY INSULT MOST OF THEIR AUDIENCE:  Daily Beast, WaPo Share Unhinged De Niro, Crosby Rants.

DEAR LORD:  California Introduces Radical Anti-Semitic High School Curriculum. 

I guess all the masks are coming off.

MSNBC? WHY GIVE SPACE TO DISGUSTING RACISTS?  MSNBC Panelist On Most White People: ‘Destroy Them’.

ALL THIS AND ALSO BECAUSE OUR LEFTIST IDIOTS (BIRM) HAVE CONVINCED THEMSELVES THAT CHINA “PROVES COMMUNISM WORKS” AND HAVE HAD A MAD PASH FOR IT FOR 20 YEARS.  THIS IS… THE SELF-APPLIED BLINDFOLD COMING OFF.  MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH:  Hong Kong Protests, Why They Matter.

WELL IF SOCIALISM OF VARIOUS KINDS WERE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE, UNDETERRED, THE BUTCHER BILL IT PRESENTED THE 20TH CENTURY, WITH NO SUSPICION OF FREE MARKETS ANYWHERE, THERE WOULD BE A LOT FEWER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, AND THEREFORE FEWER “PROBLEMS.”  Blame Capitalism For The Wrongs of The World.

“Capitalism” is the name Marx (that angry grifter) coined for free trade, which is what humans do if left alone.  Ultimately Socialism’s problems aren’t with “capitalism.” They’re with humans.

AND THAT’S BEFORE WE TAKE IN ACCOUNT THE BLATANT FRAUD FIRST PERMITTED AND ENCOURAGED UNDER THE MOTOR VOTER ACT:  Manipulation of Votes and Media Threatens Our Nation.

You maybe ask yourselves: if the dems are so sure theirs is the way of the future, why do they always find ways to corrupt the voting system as soon as they attain power? Or do I have that question turned the wrong way around?

SINCE WHEN DOES THE LEFT CARE ABOUT LIES?  Lizzie And Kamala Lose Vox And Slate Over Their Ferguson Lies.