SOME ELEMENT OF OWNER RESPONSIBILITY IS EXPECTED:  Woman sues Blue Buffalo dog food company for making her pooch fat.

IT’S HARD TO LAUGH WHEN YOU’RE NAUSEATED, BUT YOU MUST TRY:  Stopping The Fifth Column.

CONSIDERING HOW GOOD THEY LOOK WHEN NEW, THIS AIN’T MUCH OF AN ACHIEVEMENT:  20-year-old McDonald’s burger looks good as new. [VIDEO]

NOTE TO AMERICAN FEMINISTS: THIS IS WHAT MISOGYNISTIC PATRIARCHAL SOCIETIES ARE LIKE:  Sudan’s women pursue soccer dream, challenging conservatives.

GEE, IF ONLY WE HAD SOME KIND OF EARTH TO ORBIT CAPABILITY SO WE COULD HARVEST THESE THINGS:  Asteroid that could cause ‘violent sky explosion’ as powerful as 30 nukes approaching Earth tomorrow, Nasa warns.

Alternate comment: “I’ve seen it raining fire in the sky!” What? Coloradan, remember?

THE LEFT HAS BECOME WHAT IT PRETENDS TO HATE:  The Racism That Does Not Dare Say Its Name.

WE DO LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES:  Judicial Watch Sues CIA and DOJ for Communications of Eric Ciaramella.

THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE — THE GOVERNMENT’S BEEN SAYING REDUCE MILK FAT FOR, LIKE, EVER. AND LOOK HOW SVELTE EVERYONE HAS BECOME!  Study hints at the surprising benefits of drinking whole milk.

BECAUSE I BELIEVE LAUGHING AT OUR ENEMIES IS IMPORTANT (AND AT OUR LOCAL IDIOTS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT) BECAUSE IT ROBS THEIR MADNESS OF STATUS, AND BECAUSE I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET:

PUT NOT YOUR TRUST IN STUDIES:  Corrupted Conclusions.

AND NOW HE’S DUST. AND IT’S GLORIOUS: ‘Ringleader’ Of U.S. Embassy Attack Was Invited To Obama White House In 2011.

DUH: It’s Statistically Impossible For The FBI’s Spygate Errors To All Be Mistakes.

SHUT UP, SCHIFF.  A) YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AMERICANS ARE OR WANT ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A LIZARDOID BEING FROM BETELGEUSE.  B) WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. NO ONE DOES. C) THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF DOESN’T NEED YOUR PERMISSION. HE CAN TELL YOU LATER: Schiff says Americans don’t want war with Iran after airstrike that killed Iranian general.

OH, PLEASE. THERE’S A MILLION OTHER REASONS NOT TO LIKE BERNIE. LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, HE’S A COMMUNIST. GIVING POWER TO A COMMUNIST ALWAYS ENDS IN TEARS:  I don’t like Bernie because his “Medicare For All” plan is terrible for America’s health and economy.

AND THE CLEAN UP CONTINUES:  #USAF drone strike near #Baghdad International Airport.

THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT I SAID WHEN I HEARD:  Trump Averts a Benghazi — and a Jimmy Carter.

DON’T GET COCKY:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to lose her congressional seat based on all those NYC residents fleeing socialism?

NEWBORN 2020 PRESENTS WITH PANTS ON HEAD:  The Crazy Chronicles.

WE KNOW:  Andrew McCabe: Sorry Guys, I Lied.

YOU KNOW, I LIKE MARTA, BUT SHE SPELLS “EVIL AND HATEFUL” “CLUELESS?” …. WEIRD:  Julian Castro Ends His Clueless Campaign.

IN REFERENCE TO THE LAST LINK BELOW:  “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.”

RE: ILHAN OMAR…

ARE WE THERE YET?

ALL OF THIS. AND HIS SPEECH DOESN’T BOTHER ME. I CAN’T IMAGINE ANY OTHER PRESIDENT SURVIVING WHAT’S BEEN TOSSED AT HIM. SO WHAT IF HE TALKS BACK? HE’S STILL MORE POLITE (MORALLY UPRIGHT, DECENT, AND ULTIMATELY AMERICAN) THAN ALL HIS OPPONENTS:  An Open Letter to Jim Gaffigan: Why We Support Trump.

I TOLD YOU THE NEW YORK TIMES REFERRED TO IRANIAN MILITIA AS MOURNERS. UNLIKE THE TIMES, I DON’T MAKE THINGS UP. BUT WHY THEY CALLED THE MILITIA THAT… I DON’T KNOW. WHAT WERE THEY MOURNING? THE OLD DINGY LADY’S CREDIBILITY?  A Baghdad Embassy Postscript.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, JOE BIDEN’S IQ DIDN’T HANG ITSELF:  Joe Biden: My IQ Is Higher Than Your IQ.

LET 2019 GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE YEAR THE MASKS CAME OFF:  Top 12 Get-Trump Bloopers of 2019.