SURE. WE’VE KNOWN THAT FOR SOMETIME. DOESN’T MEAN WE HAVE TO BOOGEY WHEN THEY WANT US TO. YEET NOT TILL THOU ART YOTEN UPON:  I Was Wrong – They Want War.

BUT THEY DO HAVE PLENTY OF CLOWNS.  ALSO, WHAT DOES THIS WOMAN EXPECT, PRECISELY? ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE LEFT SIDE ARE OUTRIGHT SOCIALISTS. FOR SOCIALISTS, INDIVIDUALS ALWAYS END UP AS OBLIGATIONS, NOT ASSETS:  Buttigieg Proves Big Tent Doesn’t Include Pro-Life.

AT LEAST THIS IS SOMETHING:  Justice Neil Gorsuch Calls Activist Judges On Carpet.

OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE THESE. IT IS THE WAY TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM LIVING AT THE COST OF THE TAXPAYERS. APPEALS. HARRUMPH:  SCOTUS: Trump’s Immigration “Public Charge” Rule is Good to Go Pending Appeals.

I SAY IT’S TIME TO STOP THIS COLLISION BETWEEN A DUMPSTER FIRE AND A CLOWN CAR: Democrats ‘Kavanaughing’ Impeachment Trial As Predicted – John Bolton Leak Came as House Case Was Collapsing.

Even if Trump did everything the dems allege? Not a crime, much less a high crime. Under this standard every president of the US would be impeached. To quote Frozen “Let it go.” Or in this case, tell Schiffty to pack his bag of tricks and go find something more entertaining or productive to do, like swallowing goldfish or learning to apply his makeup so he doesn’t look like Pee-Wee Herman.

HUMBLING HIMSELF FOR “SOCIAL JUSTICE”:  Stephen King: Oscars are rigged in favor of white people.

AS A FIRST GUESS, BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE TOO LITTLE TO DO?  Why the ‘Hunger Games’ prequel book is so controversial.

FROM YOUR MOUTH:  Will an Arkansas stripper finally shut down the Schiff show?

IF HIS LIPS ARE MOVING:  Schiff strikes again.

BECAUSE THEY’RE PISSING DOWN OUR NECKS AND TELLING US IT’S RAINING:  Why Americans Hate the News Media, Chapter 12,186.

AH THE LEGION OF LES SANS CERVEAUX:   Bros In Bars Want To “Guillotine The Rich” for Bernie.

NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW:  Democrats 2020 Quest Drives the Impeachment Farce.

I WONDER WHAT BARNYARD ANIMALS EVER DID TO THE AUTHOR?  Virginia Democrats Continued Assault on Constitution.

Also, can we get the Constitution a rape whistle, already?

APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR:

HERE’S SARGENT MOM’S TAKE: The New Versailles.

AND HERE’S MINE:  D’Haut en Bas.

NO. THEY’RE MERELY INSANE. THEY STUDIED THE SCIENCE OF ECONOMICS, BUT INSIST ON THINKING IT IS A SOFT SCIENCE WHERE HUMANS CAN CHANGE THE LAWS AT WILL. THEY ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF PHYSICISTS WHO ROUTINELY ABOLISH GRAVITY AND WONDER WHY IT STILL WORKS:  Are Professional Economists Idiots?

HARD FOR THIS TO BE LESS EFFECTIVE THAN THE SHOTS:  Flu vaccine in pill form on horizon.

PERHAPS THAT’S WHAT THEY THINK THEY’RE DOING. BUT I DON’T THINK IT WILL PLAY THAT WAY:  Trey Gowdy Went On Fox News and Had All Hell Breaking Loose With One Secret.

The country must look weird from inside DC. Even for Republicans.

WELL, WELL, THAT’S JUST SENSE:  Brooklyn man registers beer as emotional support animal.

CHARLIE MARTIN, PAY HEED:  National Weather Service warns Floridians about falling iguanas.

YOU’VE GOT JUST ONE JOB, WATER TREATMENT PLANTS, ONE JOB!  Americans exposed to toxic chemicals in drinking water ‘dramatically underestimated’: report.

WELL, YES. THERE IS A REASON WE CALL HER OCCASIONAL CORTEX:  Ben Shapiro: AOC preaches economic nonsense leading to exploitation, tyranny and loss of our rights.

AND NO ONE CARES:  Adam Schiff Is Already Claiming The Illegitimacy Of A Trump Reelection.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOSE:  As The Impeachment Trial Begins, Democrats Are Losing Their Minds.

YEAH. GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT:  Barack Obama should be key witness in impeachment trial, not Joe or Hunter Biden.

NOT ONLY IS THE BABYLON BEE UNCERTAIN ON THE CONCEPT THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPORT REAL NEWS, THEY’VE NOW GOT THEIR HANDS ON A TIME MACHINE, AND ARE REPORTING FRO THE FUTURE:  AOC Declares Stalin Was Actually Center-Right.