OH, AND SPEAKING OF SWEDEN AND LIES.  KEEP THIS TIMELINE HANDY, PARTICULARLY GOING INTO THE HOLIDAYS. IT MIGHT SAVE YOU ACCIDENTALLY BEATING SOME FAMILY MEMBER TO DEATH WITH A PHYSICS WORKBOOK:  The “climate doom” timeline.  Mind you, the physics workbook might hurt them less…

WOULDN’T IT BE QUICKER, EASIER, AND SAVE EVERYONE INK/PIXELS TO DISCUSS LEFTIST BELIEFS THAT AREN’T LIES?  The left’s belief in a Swedish ‘utopia’ is based on lies.

SHE WANTED AUDIO PUBLISHING RIGHTS AND NO “ESTABLISHED” PUBLISHER WOULD RELINQUISH THOSE:  Dolly Parton inks book deal with indie publisher.

WHAT? THEY HAD CREDIBILITY AFTER DECLARING MICHELLE OBAMA THE BEST DRESSED WOMAN EVAH?  How fashion mags treat the Trump women is destroying their credibility.

TURNS OUT MEN CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT IN DISNEY’S MIND NOW:  Not even be evil.

SURE. BUT THEY LIVE IN A PARALLEL WORLD:  Some Dare Call It Treason.

IT’S THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE COMMUNIST TAKEOVER, ACTUALLY. DEATH IS THE ONLY GIFT IN THE COMMUNISTS’ GIVING:  Hong Kong Protester Shot On China’s 70th Anniversary.

MOSTLY I BLAME THE PARENTS WHO LET YOU GROW UP LIKE ANIMALS, WHO MAYBE KNOW HOW TO TIE THEIR OWN SHOES AND NOT TO PEE ON THE FLOOR, BUT CERTAINLY ARE LACKING IN EVERYTHING HUMANS SHOULD KNOW:  Antifa: Don’t Blame Us For Bullying An Elderly Woman And Calling Her A Nazi!  There are chimps that behave better, and they eat the young of rival tribes.

OUR LIVES, OUR FORTUNES, OUR SACRED HONOR, CURIOUSLY SAYS NOTHING ABOUT “OUR COMFORT:”  To The Republicans Who Are “Tired,” Suck It Up Buttercup.

WELL, THEY ARE THE DNC’S MOUTHPIECES!  4 WaPo and NYT Bombshells That Are Really Duds.

THE POWER OF OBVIOUS COMPELS ME!  Smart is Not the Same as Good.

THE CONSOLATION IS THAT THE MEDIA IS BURNING THE SCANT CREDIBILITY REMAINING TO IT AFTER THE OBAMA YEARS.  IOW, THEIR APPEAL IS BECOMING MORE SELECTIVE.  WAY MORE SELECTIVE:  This stinks: A biased press is mauling Trump’s TV defenders.

YOUR JOURNOLIST AT WORK:  The long knives come out for The Hill’s John Solomon.

I’VE SEEN THE FUTURE BABY, IT IS MURDER:  Progressives See Themselves As Above The Law And The Rest Of Us As Below It.

DUH:  The inherent racism behind reparations.

THORAZINE AND PADDED CELLS:  Guys! I Have This WILD Idea!

TRULY NOT ENOUGH THORAZINE:  Another day, another racial hatred hoax.

NOT ENOUGH THORAZINE. NOT ENOUGH WINE AND WHISKEY, EITHER. NO, SERIOUSLY:  This Week in Crazy.

UNFORTUNATELY, JUST AS LADY MACBETH’S* HANDS WOULD TURN THE OCEAN INCARNADINE, THERE ISN’T ENOUGH THORAZINE PRODUCED TO MAKE THE LEFT SANE:  Stop the Madness!

*Not a metaphor for Hillary Clinton.**  Probably.

**Just like vampirism isn’t a metaphor for socialism. Probably.

COLLEGE PROFESSOR WHO NEVER EVER WATCHED A FOOTBALL GAME:  Tom Brady is Popular Because of “White Supremacy”, Says College Professor.

MAY?  MAY? THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN!  Schiff May Have Oversold Whistleblower’s Testimony.

I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Mark Hamill Takes Cheap Shot At Ivanka Trump’s Son.

WELL, THAT’S GOOD. HOLDING MY MIDDLE FINGERS ALOFT AT THEM IS STILL NOT RACIST. RUDE — BUT THEY DESERVE RUDENESS — BUT NOT RACIST:  The Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals.

WELL… THAT SEEMS… AWKWARD:  Well-hung Brit claims his bulge was mistaken for shoplifted goods.

A HEALTHY ECONOMY IS UNEQUAL. EQUALITY IS A SIGN OF AN ECONOMY BEING TAMPERED WITH.  EXCEPT FOR THE VERY TOP SOCIALIST ECONOMIES ARE VERY EQUAL. AND POOR:  Census: US inequality grew, including in heartland states.