SO, THE DEM SLATE IS SMALLER NOW?  First merger of THREE black holes in a single galaxy caught on camera by astronomers.

Alternative comment: Is it a throuple?

A BIT OF FUN FROM KEN LIZZI: An Aquilonian Thanksgiving.

SURE, BUT SOMEONE ELSE WILL HIRE HER:  Kwong Out At Newsweek: Fake News Gonna Fake.

ASIDE FROM A FEW UNFORTUNATE CULTURAL ASSOCIATIONS YOU’VE GOT TO ADMIT IT WAS ONE SNAZZY UNIFORM, MUCH SHARPER THAN THE DOWDY PINK & GREENS THE AMERICAN ARMY WORE. ALSO KNOWN AS “DEAR LORD, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?” AND ALSO “THERE’S NO WAY THEY’RE FROM FLORIDA!”  German military apologizes over ‘retro’ Nazi uniform post.

I DON’T CARE THAT JOE THE HAIR SNIFFER RAISED AN AWFUL SON. I CARE THAT HE EXTORTED MILLIONS IN PAYMENTS TO SAID WORTHLESS SPROUT:  Hunter Biden’s ‘baby mama’ was stripper at club he frequented.

IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE THEM THEY’RE NO LONGER IN RUSSIA AND STOP THEM MAKING FOR GREENER PASTURES:   Russian cows get VR goggles.

THEY WOULDN’T SAY IT IF IT WASN’T TRUE, RIGHT?  China says it has met its carbon reduction goal early.

OF COURSE, BUT HE’LL NEVER ADMIT IT. THEY’LL JUST DOUBLE DOWN. CULTS ARE LIKE THAT:  Tucker Carlson: Democrats have lost the Trump impeachment war. Even Adam Schiff knows it.

IT SEEMS MY PROBLEM IS THAT I DON’T BELIEVE IN THESE:  The Best People.

SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE:  Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton.

SO, WE’VE HAD TWO RANGING SHOTS AND THE NEXT ONE IS FOR REAL?  An alien comet from another star is streaking through our solar system.

TOWERS? MUST BE TRUMP’S FAULT:  Global Storms on Mars Launch Dust Towers Into the Sky.

A MUCH NEEDED CORRECTIVE:  A Response to Thanksgiving History as Told by the NYT.

I DON’T THINK IT’S JUST MILLENNIALS. UNFORTUNATELY THEY TAKE THEIR STUPID POLITICS WITH THEM, WHICH EXPLAINS WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY BELOVED COLORADO:  Millennials Are Fleeing Cities For Refuge From Democrats’ Disasters.

“INCIDENT”:  UK Authorities Declare London Bridge Stabbing Attack a ‘Terrorist Incident’.

“TOO WHITE” IS A FUNNY WAY TO SPELL “DUMB AND CRAZY”:  Extinction Rebellion: The Green Justice Warriors Accused of Being Too White.

THE LEFT IS AMONG THE MOST UNIMAGINATIVE GROUPS OF HUMANS TO HAVE EVER EXISTED. THIS EXPLAINS HOLLYWOOD AND THEIR STUPID REPETITIOUS PLAYBOOK:  Sexual harassment charges against Gordon Sondland look like Kavanaugh-esque smear.

AND HATRED OF HUMANITY IS AT THE ROOT OF IT ALL:  Hatred of Israel is the Symptom. Hatred of Western Society is the Disease..

THAT’S THE WEIRDEST WAY OF SPELLING “CROOKED” I’VE EVER SEEN. OR MAYBE CONNIVING? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHERE THE V CAME FROM, AND MAYBE THEY THOUGHT THE TWO NS WERE AN M AND…  Media Hypes Fusion GPS Founders as Victims.

TOTALITARIANISM MAKES YOU STUPID:  The “perfect Aryan poster baby” was actually Jewish.

HEY, BABYLON BEE, LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT MERRIAM-WEBSTER:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOESN’T SAY SATIRE SHOULD BE, BEE? WELL IT SHOULDN’T BE FACTUAL, BEE:  Nation’s Progressives Give Thanks That They Have So Much To Be Angry About This Year.

Look, guys, I appreciate your hard hitting pieces as much as the next person, but when you set out to be a small, Christian satire journal and you become America’s paper of record, it pains me to say it, but you’re doing it as wrong as the New York Times, which claims to be reporting news while writing tawdry and predictable Marxist pulp fiction.

FINE. BUT CAN WE STILL INVESTIGATE UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES SHE GOT ADMITTED TO THE COUNTRY, LET ALONE GOT CITIZENSHIP?  How A Fake Imam, The Krassenstein Brothers And A Canadian Played Roles In A Dubious Story About Ilhan Omar And Qatar.

IN THIS MOST PERILOUS MOMENT, OUR COUNTRY MUST FIND ITS WAY THROUGH FOG. AND THE FOG MIGHT BE DELIBERATE:  FBI Diagnosed With CIA Disease.

ENVIRONMENTALISTS ARE DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT. THEY’RE ALSO DAMAGING MY CALM:  Your Emails Are Damaging the Environment.

SHE’S MISSING THE POINT. FOR LIFE INSURANCE TO PAY YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD. OWNING A GUN (AND KNOWING HOW TO USE IT) MIGHT PREVENT YOU BECOMING DEAD. GUESS WHICH ONE I PREFER?  Fisking Another Anti-Gun Nut.