EW:‘Buffy the Perv Slayer’? Sarah Michelle Gellar’s ‘just hanging’ with Bill Clinton [photo].

MUSH HEADED: Russian Scientists Build Monument To Honor Lab Rats. Is there a monument honoring the kulaks, sacrificed in an attempt to risk an impossible future?  Mush headed.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Muslim Brotherhood official, former Clinton Foundation employee arrested in Cairo.

SOMETHING ROTTEN IN CAMELOT: The Heart Of The Kennedys.

REVOLUTIONARY OR A FLUKE: Scientists Sequence First Ancient Human Genome From Africa.

ARISTOS BY ANY OTHER NAME:Meet the ‘Know-Betters,’ America’s Not-So-Secret Political Party Squeezing the Life Out of You.

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH A CULTURE OF VICTIM GLORIFICATION: The Real Problem With Susan Taffe Reed and Fake Indian Tribes.

NONSENSE! SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS: Clinton ‘SNL’ Cameo Could Entitle Challengers to Free Air Time.

PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKES ARE MELTING OUT THERE: Notable & Quotable: Fragility on Campus.

UNEXPECTEDLY: Once the Biggest Buyer, China Starts Dumping U.S. Government Debt.

BECAUSE THEY’RE HUMANS, NOT AUTOMATONS? Why bans on roughhousing are bad for kids.

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE TILL MORALE IMPROVES: How New York politicians make Florida look great.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE SOCIALISTS PRAISE IT, ENVY IS STILL NOT A VIRTUE: Gwenyth Paltrow’s latest gripe: Iron Man out-earns his girlfriend.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG: Should We Try to Stop Our Biological Clocks?

GIRL PRIVILEGE: Michelle Obama’s misguided girl power agenda.

EXPAND, LITTLE PROBE, EXPAND: FBI probe of Clinton e-mail expands to second data company.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED. AT RICK’S? GAMBLING? SHOCKED: Former U.N. General Assembly president charged with bribery.

SETTLED SCIENCE, BABY: For decades, the government steered millions away from whole milk. Was that wrong?

COMMON SENSE: Zero correlation between state homicide rate and state gun laws.

MODERN OR NOT: Manhood: A Brief Reflection.

THE FIRST THING THE MODERN WOMAN SHOULD DO: