SHORT LIVED: The NY Times is having one of its rare intermittent lapses into (relatively mild) sanity. Don’t worry; it’s unlikely to last long.

THE BETTER TO HACK YOU WITH: How scientists are upgrading the brain with machines.

A REPUBLIC IF YOU CAN KEEP IT: Ben Carson on protecting the Constitution.

IF THIS WAS ALL CINDY SHEEHAN DID: Military mom selling letter from Barack Obama.

LARRY CORREIA ONLY NEEDED THIS: Update! Modern Manhood ACHIEVED!

DOES IT EVER: It Burns!!!

SAME AS IT EVER WAS: Malthusian Monkeys Screech of Doom.

AND VERIZON WANTS TO: Verizon to Track Users Through “Supercookies”.

RESEARCH?  WHY: They cooked up a play about the only man to win the Pillsbury Bake-Off. But they didn’t tell him.

YOU’RE THE PRODUCT: Yes, Facebook is stalking you.

NOT SURPRISED: SWAT team descends on CO school over student’s Halloween costume.

UNEXPECTEDLY: University of Toronto Dumps Transgender Bathrooms After Peeping Incidents.

WILL? NO.  SHOULD? YEAH: Will the Supreme Court gut unions’ power?

BUT THE WAR IS INTERESTED IN US: Ukrainians are still alone in their heroic fight for freedom.

COURAGE: In Israel, they’re defying terror by living their lives.

ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKED: Keeping up with the Kardashians’ pubic hair.  (Shouldn’t that be keeping down?  Also ew.)

RUNNING OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY: NHS faces biggest financial crisis ‘in a generation’.

INTERESTING: Medical trial mum: Viagra saved my premature baby’s life.

THERE GOES OUR ONE CHANCE TO AVOID BERNIE VS TRUMP: Phew – Nasa says giant asteroid missed Earth in ‘near-miss’ – at a distance of 15m miles. On the serious side, given the things that can kill us and that we don’t see till very late, perhaps we should have A space program?

THREE MILE HILLARY: Clinton’s camp says she ‘could have a serious meltdown’.

I’M SURPRISED ISLAM ISN’T MORE SUCCESSFUL WITH YOUNG WESTERN MEN: How the Feminists’ “War against Boys” Paved the Way for Islam.

IT’S A SIGN.  THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS OURS:  (Hey, look, let’s just get off the rock, okay?) Pluto: NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft reveals blue skies and red water ice

SOONER OR LATER THEY TELL US THE TRUTH: A Sense-Free Opinion Piece.

BEATS OBAMA’S MOTORCADE: Sight Of 400 War Elephants On Horizon Marks Hillary Clinton’s Arrival In Swing State. (And yes, it is a joke.)

STAND UP: The Real Benghazi Investigation.