CLEANING HOUSE: Amazon Sues 1,114 Individual Reviewers For Hire.

BUREAUCRACY, SAFETY AND INSANITY: or why we can no longer build much of anything. The FBI’s headquarters is falling apart. Why is it so hard for America to build a new one? (Though in this case, perhaps it doesn’t hurt for them to remember they work for us and don’t get lavish palaces.)

SOMETHING TO MAKE YOUR INSOMNIA WORSE: Krauthammer’s Take: Russia Helping ISIS Regain Lost Territory in Syria.

SOCIALISM IS THE ANSWER: Why Isn’t America Working? It always ends inequality by sharing poverty.

CHRONICLES OF THE RIDICULOUS: Does Washington Post’s Steve Elliot support Rape Violence?

A GLIMPSE OF BYGONE TIMES: It Came From The Slush Pile.

WAIT, WHAT: It’s Porn Versus Pot in a Battle for Italy’s Work Ethic.

AND THE PRESS WILL PLAY THE GAME EVERY TIME: Stabbed By The Press.

VODKAPUNDIT COULDN’T REPORT THIS BETTER: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Democratic Debate.

WAIT, THEY’RE ‘LOOKING TO’? Why are we supporting these people? Congress Looks to Cut U.S. Aid to Palestinians Amid Terror Campaign.

I’M TORN — IS THIS PEAK CRAZINESS OR HIGHER EDUCATION IMPLOSION UPDATE: This is Teaching Your Kids.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS AN HOAX: Surgeon Amputates Ears so Man Can Look Like Parrot.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO ABUSE: Women Who Emotionally Abuse Men.

THERE’S THE LONG MARCH; THIS IS THE STUPID MARCH: Anti-gun New York Democrat calls for infiltration of NRA.

BERNIE FAIL: Does he think the poor of third world countries send their children here for a worse life?  No, wait, does he think at all?  I could have told him this. The Poor in the US Are Richer than the Middle Class in Much of Europe.

RAW HEROISM: Or at least heroism in the raw.  The naked gunner, Rescue at Rabaul, 1944. (Fascinating history. Moderately NSFW.)

WHAT A ZOO: Zoo meerkat expert sentenced over assault on monkey handler. (Read the whole thing.  It gets funnier.)

BUT THE COMMERCIALS SAID: McDonald’s all-day breakfast has been a disaster.

SCIENTIFIC TRUTHS DON’T NEED THIS KIND OF PROTECTION: France’s Top Weatherman Questions Climate Change, Is Promptly Suspended.

YES.  NEXT QUESTION: Is the Army whitewashing Bowe Bergdahl’s desertion?

MEN OF LEARNING, MEN OF LIBERTY: Chemical lab designed by Thomas Jefferson discovered in University of Virginia Rotunda.

SEND IN THE CLOWNS: Don’t worry, they’re here. State Department Promotes Muslim Cleric Who Backed Fatwa on ‘Killing of U.S. Soldiers’.

IT’S LIKE HE’S DEMANDING COMPETENCE: Ted Cruz Demands Kerry Resign Over Israel Criticism.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS: Those (metaphorically) in bed with the political class always end up in the middle of dirty dealing. New Huma Abedin E-mail Address Discovered ahead of Benghazi Committee Appearance.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS: The “champions of the people” always end up in bed with the moneyed classes. Bernie Sanders’ newest friends are millionaires.