WE DON’T WANNA BE NORMAL: English is not normal. I don’t know. Of all the languages I learned, English was the easiest. I don’t want to know what that says about me.
NEXT THEY’RE GOING TO FIND WHAT MAKES US WRITE FICTION: Frontal brain wrinkle linked to hallucinations.
FASTER PLEASE: Hoping to find life on other planets, astronomers start on giant Chile telescope. (And they named it Magellan, after Fernao Magalhaes. Boy from my region. Made good.)
I’VE SEEN THE FUTURE, BABY, IT IS MURDER: There’s nothing fictional about the threat de Blasio’s city faces.
OH, COME ON, EVERY WORD WAS A LIE INCLUDING THE AND A:Did Obama actually follow in Lincoln’s footsteps?.
THERE’S NO CORRUPTION LIKE CLINTON CORRUPTION: Clinton Foundation Donor Conducted Review of Clinton Foundation Tax Returns.
BUT AFTER A LIFETIME OF TEACHING THEM TO EXPECT LESS: And after saddling them what massive student debt, what else can they do? Dear Millennials: Living In A Dorm After College Is A Terrible Idea.
SO, A LITTLE OLDER THAN HILLARY: Astronomers Find 13 Billion Year Old Stars at Milky Way’s Center. (At least they don’t look tired.)
DOES THIS MAKE THEM TRANS-NEURONS: Neurons Can Be Changed from One Type Into Another from Within the Brain.
YEAH, OCCASIONALLY I DO WAKE UP SCREAMING: Obama Has a Strategy in the Middle East, and It’s Working.