KIM DU TOIT IS STILL ALIVE: and wishes to remind everyone that November 19th is National Ammo Day. 100 rounds (or more) of your favorite ammo.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): Thanks for the reminder! Just went to my former law students’ LuckyGunner.com store and ordered some.

WE DON’T WANNA BE NORMAL: English is not normal.  I don’t know.  Of all the languages I learned, English was the easiest. I don’t want to know what that says about me.

NEXT THEY’RE GOING TO FIND WHAT MAKES US WRITE FICTION: Frontal brain wrinkle linked to hallucinations.

FASTER PLEASE: Hoping to find life on other planets, astronomers start on giant Chile telescope.   (And they named it Magellan, after Fernao Magalhaes.  Boy from my region.  Made good.)

A GENETIC LACK OF SELF CONTROL: Embarrassing Christmas party drunks may have genetic mutation

STRANGE NYC: When cows grazed next to Grand Central.

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: Feds Spent $22,500 on Conference on Balding.

I’VE SEEN THE FUTURE, BABY, IT IS MURDER: There’s nothing fictional about the threat de Blasio’s city faces.

AND HOW: War Is Interested in You.

OH, COME ON, EVERY WORD WAS A LIE INCLUDING THE AND A:Did Obama actually follow in Lincoln’s footsteps?.

YEAH, GO SELL IT TO THE JIHADS: Should We Eradicate Manhood?

WE ALL KNOW THE DEFINITION OF MADNESS: Obama is sticking to the strategy that gave us Paris.

MORE LIKE TOTALITARIAN SLIP:  Why does John Kerry hate free speech? John Kerry’s Freudian slip.

RADICAL SEEDS BEAR BITTER FRUIT: The University Gone Feral.

THERE’S NO CORRUPTION LIKE CLINTON CORRUPTION: Clinton Foundation Donor Conducted Review of Clinton Foundation Tax Returns.

BUT AFTER A LIFETIME OF TEACHING THEM TO EXPECT LESS: And after saddling them what massive student debt, what else can they do? Dear Millennials: Living In A Dorm After College Is A Terrible Idea.

HE NEEDS NO HELP: Francois Hollande is making Obama look like a fool.

I AM AWAY TILL TUESDAY (WHEN I’LL RESUME LATE-NIGHT DJ-YING): But I wished to share Paris.

SO, A LITTLE OLDER THAN HILLARY: Astronomers Find 13 Billion Year Old Stars at Milky Way’s Center.  (At least they don’t look tired.)

DOES THIS MAKE THEM TRANS-NEURONS: Neurons Can Be Changed from One Type Into Another from Within the Brain.

SO AT LEAST SOME CULTURE SURVIVES: Astronaut plays bagpipes on International Space Station.

THE RAINS IN SPAIN: Mysterious ‘Blood Rain’ Tints Water a Gruesome Hue.

WHY STEREOTYPES EXIST: Melissa Click’s Resume Is a F***ing Parody.

YEAH, OCCASIONALLY I DO WAKE UP SCREAMING: Obama Has a Strategy in the Middle East, and It’s Working.

OBAMA AND GULLIBLE IDIOTS MOST AFFECTED: Iran Threatens to Walk Away from Nuke Deal.