IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE, BUT. . .

‘I’m Outraged At Accusations I’ve Taken The Side Of Hamas,’ Says Angry Biden Wearing New Keffiyeh https://t.co/JP39wUZTtu pic.twitter.com/qZuZmOPUiz

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 10, 2024

“JUSTICE:” Oh, So That’s Why DOJ Isn’t Going After Pro-Terrorism Agitators. “Top Justice Department official Kristen Clarke’s “history of association with known antisemites” may hamper her ability to properly investigate recent civil rights violations at Columbia University, House Republicans said Tuesday.”

Yep, they’re on the same team.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: Energy and Commerce Committee Republicans to HHS Secretary: What Law Requires You to Hide Sexual Abusers?

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Starlink soars: SpaceX’s satellite internet surprises analysts with $6.6 billion revenue projection. “Starlink’s achievements over the past three years are mind-blowing.”

I HOPE IT DOESN’T ALL MELT AT ONCE: Sierra’s Surprise Snowpack Surge: 26+ Inches of Snow in One Day. If only California had a proper system of reservoirs to manage all the runoff.

MATT TAIBBI: In Search of the Great Canadian Terror: Canada’s Online Harms Act is packed with futuristic horrors, but with a few notable exceptions, politicians and media have tried to keep the worst parts hidden.

GRETA THUNBERG IS GARBAGE, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF GARBAGE PEOPLE OUT THERE ON THE LEFT:

Israeli Eurovision singer Eden Golan is ordered to stay in her hotel room by her security team as thousands of pro-Palestine protesters including keffiyeh-wearing Greta Thunberg gather in Malmo, calling for her to be excluded https://t.co/00C040qlI6 pic.twitter.com/hcixCkGE6Q

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) May 9, 2024

This beautiful Israeli woman persevered against ugly antisemitism. They forced her to change title & lyrics of her song October Rain. They threatened to boycott her. Pro-Hamas mob forced her to remain in her hotel room. 11-car motorcade w/helicopter had to escort her to the… https://t.co/rBuTKo3sx6

— Mark Dubowitz (@mdubowitz) May 9, 2024

And not just in Europe:

Anti-Israel protesters beat man, steal Star of David headscarf near Met Gala: video https://t.co/mZ2gc6vX9v

— New York Post (@nypost) May 9, 2024

ANTI-SEMITISM ON THE LEFT, AS USUAL: The Long March Through the Institutions Arrives At Fascists’ Favorite Target. “Why? Because, for the left in the US, Canada and Europe, the Jewish state represents so much they hate, wrapped into a single package: capitalism, nationalism, Western religion and economic prosperity success thanks to hard work, intensive education and merit.”

21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: Neuralink reports data problem in first human brain implant: Company says issue resolved after modifying algorithm used to detect neural signals.

MAKING YOUR LIFE WORSE ISN’T COLLATERAL DAMAGE, IT’S THE GOAL: Gavin Newsom is coming for your car, and he wants you to know it.

Amusingly, that headlinee appeared next to this one: Cops Arrest Alleged Thief Who Couldn’t Drive Stick Shift.

HEALTH: For Older Adults, Breaking a Hip Can Be Deadlier Than Cancer.

I WONDER IF THEY’LL HAVE TO FAKE UP PHOTOS FOR THIS ONE? FBI probes whether Iran envoy Malley committed crimes in handling of classified info.

Related: The Scandal of Robert Malley: It’s not that he’s a spy. It’s that his once-noxious views have become mainstream.

CHANGE: Murder Rate Down in 2024, Including In Florida After Enacting Permitless Carry.

NANOTECHNOLOGY UPDATE: Nanotech opens door to future of insulin medication.

THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: AI ethicists warn of ‘digital hauntings’ from dead loved ones: The ‘ghostbots’ are coming.

WELL, GOOD: Low-cost MRI paired with AI produces high-quality results.

WEIRD: Colon cancer rates skyrocket among children, teens.

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: Col. Steve Austin – M2-F2 Crash.

BIGOTRY: The liberal proponents of Occupy Wall Street are often the same people who think Southerners are inbred and Walmart shoppers slovenly miscreants. “A century ago, du Bois wrote: ‘The problem of the 20th century is the problem of the colour line.’ The problem of the 21st century is that of the class line.”

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Columbia University makes no mention of Jews in Holocaust Remembrance Day post.

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: Ninth Circuit Panel Rules Nonviolent Felons Don’t Lose Their Gun Rights. I believe this decision is correct, but expect unsympathetic en banc review by the Ninth Circuit as a whole.

ONE TOOL OF THE REGIME ISN’T GOING TO RAT OUT ANOTHER: Why Isn’t the Dept of Education Reporting on Sex Abuse in Public Schools? “What we haven’t received, for two decades, is a comprehensive update from the government on the number of children who are sexually abused in public schools. It was all the way back in 2004 that the Department of Education released a report finding that, between kindergarten and 12th grade, 9.6% of students nationwide were subjected to sexual misconduct by a school employee. That’s one in ten students, totaling more than 5 million child victims in the system at any given time. Teachers, coaches, and bus drivers were the most common offenders.”

LIZ SHELD: Hunter Biden’s Federal Gun Charges to Go to Trial After Appeal Dismissed.

YES THE “YELLOW PERIL” HYSTERIA OF A CENTURY AGO WAS BASED ON ASIANS ACTUALLY REPRODUCING:

The end of the Chinese hordes.https://t.co/U4lmLlokZD

— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) May 10, 2024