IT COMES OUT MAY 5, BUT I GOT MY ADVANCE COPIES: Seductive AI.

Watched an episode of Scrubs (the reboot — pretty good) the other night where everyone was falling in love with their AI assistants, interrupted for a commercial for Alexa+ showing it bantering along with its owner and being told “you get me” — which, suspiciously, was also a tagline on the show. Anyway, kinda makes me wish the book were coming out next week.

MARK JUDGE: The ‘Very Senior Prom’ and Mourning the Loss of Play.

POLITICS MAY “OVERSHADOW HIS LEGACY” WITH MORONS AND LEFTISTS, BUT I REPEAT MYSELF:

Just going to leave this here. pic.twitter.com/BTxDDtA8Rz

— Chris Martz (@ChrisMartzWX) March 21, 2026

Related:

They're calling it 'The Greatest Community Note In History' pic.twitter.com/Eb5vuEqigj

— The Conservative Alternative (@OldeWorldOrder) March 20, 2026

UPDATE: But of course.

This is the "journalist" who wrote this article: https://t.co/uBhWZe97l7 pic.twitter.com/DBJZXfAI1S

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 20, 2026

THIS:

Nailed it https://t.co/3yVDJkQ9V9

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 20, 2026

OOPS:

“If in 10 years, all American troops stationed in Europe for national defense purposes have not been returned to the United States, then this whole project [NATO] will have failed.”

-General of the Army Dwight Eisenhower, February, 1951 https://t.co/6RDoExlkOm pic.twitter.com/uLwhLoGuW2

— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) March 20, 2026

SPEEDOS CAN BE DISTRACTING:

They’re here!!! 🏊

The Miami (OH) swim/dive team storms down the bleachers in Speedos, as SMU is about to take a free throw 🤣

Whole crowd goes crazy.

The free throw misses.#MiamiOH @WCPO#MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/3Ic2zjCecQ

— Caleb Noe (@CalebNoeTV) March 19, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY:

Dems must be getting hammered on this because they’re all out here today yelling that it’s the Republicans’ fault.

— IT Guy (@ITGuy1959) March 20, 2026

LONG DISTANCE CALLING: ‘A great relief!’ Europe’s Proba-3 solar-eclipse satellite phones home after a month of silence.

OBESITY ON THE RUN: FDA Approves New High-Dose Wegovy in US For Boosted Weight Loss.

OOPS: Popular Anti-Aging Treatment May Actually Cause Brain Damage. “A drug pairing often promoted in anti-aging research may come with an unexpected cost in the brain. University of Connecticut scientists report in PNAS that dasatinib+quercetin (D+Q) caused significant brain damage in mice, including the loss of myelin, the fatty covering that helps nerve cells send signals quickly and efficiently.”

MICROBIOME NEWS: How an imbalanced gut microbiome worsens chronic kidney disease.

IT’S A RIPOFF: What Are Automated License Plate Readers and Why Are People Worried? ALPRs are AI-powered cameras that automatically track specific cars, and there’s growing backlash against them.

I wrote a column on this kind of thing over a decade ago and it’s gotten worse.

NOW OUT FROM RANDY BARNETT: Felony Review. I read it, I loved it, and I blurbed it. You can see my blurb at the link.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: Another Day Ending in Y: JAMA Publishes Still More Anti-Gun Agitprop Presented as ‘Research.’

MICROBIOME NEWS: Gut microbiome thrives on fiber—tapeworms confirm it.

THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Meteorite hunters scour Ohio for fragments of 7-ton space rock that crashed into Earth.

LOOKS COOL, SMELLS LIKE CRAP: Is smoking making a comeback? Celebrities like Kylie Jenner and Hudson Williams are making it look cool again.

I WONDER WHERE IT CAME FROM? A meningococcal disease outbreak is spreading in the UK. Here’s what to know.

YES:

Elon Musk reveals the deeper purpose of becoming a multiplanetary species:

“Having two planets that are both self-sustaining and strong is going to be incredibly important for the long-term survival of civilization

The goal is not just to visit Mars – it’s to ensure the light… pic.twitter.com/TyriZkCU7r

— X Freeze (@XFreeze) March 19, 2026

WHAT’S NOT SO AMAZING IS THAT HE ALSO APPEARS TO BE LYING:

kind of amazing that Trump argues the investigations into him & prosecutions of him were political & partisan, everyone tries to argue they weren’t & that the DOJ is apolitical, then this guy blows those defenses up by explicitly running on his anti-Trump role to win an election. https://t.co/wjUWxiMnWH

— Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 (@JerryDunleavy) March 20, 2026

I just checked the "Service" list in ECF for all 3 Oath Keeper cases — there are probably 50 attorneys who made appearances of record in the cases for the two sides combined.

Your name doesn't appear. https://t.co/pJDxayB9hQ

— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) March 20, 2026

PRIORITIES:

It is morbidly funny that we take 25 years to build a transit station but we can get all the Cesar Chavez memorials down in 12 hours. https://t.co/ysW1tejMpy

— Dilan Esper (@dilanesper) March 20, 2026

WHAT IS THIS, 1989? UW-Madison vandals repeatedly throw stacks of students’ conservative magazine in trash.

LAME: UConn students launch petition urging university to declare ICE ‘unwelcome’ on campus.

IT’S NOT A POLITICAL PARTY IT’S A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY:

This is absolutely insane

Journalist Angela Rose investigates Minnesota Rep Ilhan Omar’s consulting headquarters who claims to manage $60 billion in assets

She goes into the building, walks every floor

They DO NOT EXIST. (Holy Sh*t)

“We are going to be infiltrating Ilhan… pic.twitter.com/Gt4xxseUHp

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 20, 2026