SADLY, NOT ONE LEFT BY ANCIENT MARTIANS: If life on Mars exists, it may be preserved in a frozen time capsule.

IT’S GOOD FOR CIRCULATION SO THAT’S NOT A SURPRISE: The Surprising Oral Health Benefits of Working Out and Taking Omega-3.

YES, I’VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH MY MOM AND DOCTORS RULING THIS OUT: Up to 13% of Dementia Diagnoses May Actually Be a Treatable Condition.

MY CONGRESSMAN:

In America, we don’t have a king, but we do have a dadgum good President in @realDonaldTrump. Celebrating the fact I don’t have a British accent with a charbroiled whopper from @BurgerKing. pic.twitter.com/rSoQ3LT5Ut

— Tim Burchett (@timburchett) October 18, 2025

They were pretending to be Indians just like you Senator. https://t.co/0Hp2AkaCRt

— Tim Burchett (@timburchett) October 18, 2025

YEP: Scandal-Plagued Virginia AG Candidate Is Poster Child for What’s Wrong With Early Voting.

INSURRECTION! Don Lemon Encourages People of Color to Arm Up and Shoot ICE Agents.

Republicans get tone-policed on any criticism of the government, but Democrats do this kind of thing all the time.

THIS SEEMS RIGHT:

Actually, Saturday is about left-wing dark money groups funded by foreign billionaires showing the elected Democrats in Washington who’s really in charge of their party. https://t.co/39YPUuWXcq

— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) October 18, 2025

UPDATE:

Just so you know – whoops – everything Democrats do is a lie. pic.twitter.com/JOlUoR1YsD

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) October 19, 2025

Related:

The "No Kings" rally isn’t protesting Trump but rather the agenda the majority of America voted for. The Left isn't protesting a king but their fellow Americans. They aren’t standing up for democracy — they are protesting against it. My opening monologue on "BATYA!" @NewsNation: pic.twitter.com/dvSs9djCCS

— Batya Ungar-Sargon (@bungarsargon) October 19, 2025

NOT CHEAP: The Average New Car Price Is Now Over $50k In The US, And EVs Are To Blame.

POETRY:

I cannot shake this irony. Five years ago, government shut down society. Today the government itself is shut down, society is open, and the agencies that were most at fault for this outrage are themselves being gutted. Anyone else see the poetry in this?

— Jeffrey A Tucker (@jeffreyatucker) October 15, 2025

SPACE LAW: The Legal Landscape for Resolving Satellite Disputes.

PRO-NATALISM IN ACTION: Poland Has No Income Tax to Parents to 2 or More Children.

WELL, GOOD LUCK: Orion spacecraft makes crucial move toward its 2026 launch to moon.

MOVING TO MARGARITAVILLE: Experts link moving away from home state to long-term health benefits.

SHOCKER: Students are doing better academically in GOP-led states: new report.

GOTTA HEAR FROM THE DARTMOUTH FACULTY: Dartmouth faculty denounce Trump admin’s higher ed compact as ‘fascist’ and ‘unconstitutional.’

REMEMBER THIS THE NEXT TIME THEY LAUNCH INTO THEIR “HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?” SCHTICK.

Jones: I will murder Republicans and their children.

Dem donors: take all my money. https://t.co/XCEFbcToxI

— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) October 18, 2025

IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

WELL KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER:

Sigh. https://t.co/MhnxnlZnC7 pic.twitter.com/1MSOhNLHtO

— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) October 17, 2025

PRETTY MUCH: “No Kings” vs. the Democrat Deep State: They oppose Presidential power because they don’t want elections to matter. “That’s the true purpose of the Administrative State: to nerf elections and enable unfettered rule by unelected bureaucrats.”

UPDATE:

OOPS! YOU GUYS LEFT IT TOO LATE:

CHANGE: ‘Huge Win’: Trump Admin Delivers Blow To UN Climate Agenda, Derails ‘Ideological’ Global Carbon Tax.

TRUE COLORS: Bernie Sanders, Chris Murphy To Headline ‘No Kings’ Rally With Activist Who Defended Hamas Attack, Cheered Trump Assassination Attempt.

THAT’S HER JOB, AND SHE DOES IT WELL: Karoline Leavitt Fires Back at Hakeem Jeffries and She Brings the Receipts.

STATE OF THE LEGAL PROFESSION: Court Concludes Filings (from >250-Lawyer Firm) Contained AI Hallucinations.

OPEN THREAD: Happy Friday!