NEWS YOU CAN USE: Creatine Isn’t Just for Lifting Anymore—It’s Longevity’s Supplement du Jour.

WHY ARE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITIES SUCH CESSPITS OF HATE AND BIGOTRY? ‘Zionism not welcome’: Report blames U. California faculty for driving antisemitism.

MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Back to the Moon. It’s a ‘Big Fucking Deal.'”

LEFTIST GRIFTERS ALWAYS GET A SECOND ACT: Howard University appoints Ibram X. Kendi to $3 million endowed chair position.

HAHA:

Both of the Iranian commanders in this video are dead. https://t.co/deiVZzQfbq

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) April 3, 2026

SCHOOLS AREN’T UNDERFUNDED THEY’RE OVER-ROBBED: Major Findings from Memphis-Shelby County Schools Forensic Audit Raise Concerns.

EVERY RECORD HAS BEEN FALSIFIED:

PRIORITIES: ‘Yield Positions of Power to Those Otherwise Marginalized’: Mamdani’s Cash-Strapped Parks Department Trains Leaders on ‘Becoming Anti-Racist:’ The training, which recommends books from Ibram X. Kendi and Robin DiAngelo, encourages supervisors to identify ‘subtle’ slights workers experience ‘due to their group identity.’

EUROPE IS FUNCTIONALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE:

No matter how many times you guys say this, it won’t change the fact that the EU is funding Russia’s war machine (the most important aspect of all this) and is currently helping a Russian ally in Iran.

Look in the mirror. https://t.co/bKKQla9Nm0

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 3, 2026

ROGER SIMON: Why Meloni Backstabbed Trump: Can Old Europe be saved?

REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!

ActBlue's comms team is now accusing both the New York Times AND their OWN LAWYERS of lying in the SAME press release.

We're in uncharted territory folks, a truly generational comms team meltdown. pic.twitter.com/MU5SQ148so

— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) April 2, 2026

WORTHLESS CANADIAN INITIATIVE: Canadian Butthurt Over Joke About ‘Our Moon.’

(Classical reference in headline.)

GET WOKE GO BROKE:

Communist destruction, like the old bankruptcy joke, happens slowly then suddenly. They take over something valuable built by others- and as they're ruining it, at every step, they say "but look how valuable it is!" Then it collapses, and they point fingers https://t.co/WR4Lddh6Gz

— Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) April 2, 2026

MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Back to the Moon. It’s a ‘Big Fucking Deal.'”

THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED:

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth

And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working

This scene is now canon 😭 https://t.co/oP0uLCnIWa pic.twitter.com/AiXNnIVTA7

— Shishir (@ShishirShelke1) April 2, 2026

IT’S AN EASY QUESTION:

See we know he’s qualified because he flew for SpaceX.

— @instapundit (@instapundit) April 2, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Well, here we are.

THE PARTY’S PROPAGANDA APPARAT LED HIM TO EXPECT SNARLING GESTAPO AGENTS: ‘Breakfast Club’ host confused by ‘extra nice’ ICE agents at airports acting ‘like Chick-fil-A workers.’

SPACE: Rocket Lab launches Europe’s 1st 2 ‘Celeste’ navigation satellites (photos).

I THINK THIS HAS HAPPENED TO A LOT OF IRANIAN OFFICIALS: Exploding Head Syndrome Can Strike as You Fall Asleep. An Expert Explains.

HMM:

If this deck of cards tally is accurate the Iranian Regime is not so much being changed as shaped. At least that's what they seem to be doing.pic.twitter.com/EJu5G4W0kn

— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) April 2, 2026

VITAMIN D UPDATE: This One Vitamin May Help Protect Your Brain From Dementia Years Later.

GOOD: Heat-activated skin patch can kill melanoma cells without surgery.

GOOD: 2027 Subaru Forester Wilderness Hybrid First Look: Off-Road Ready, More Efficient.

IT’S ALMOST LIKE IT’S THE GOAL: ‘Gun Free’ Zones Herd Citizens Into Physical and Legal Danger.