ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Did the Artemis II spacecraft protect the crew well enough? NASA races to find out.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Why Sex Exists.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Do I Need a Vibration Plate?

THE PRESS ATE IT UP, OF COURSE:

A Jussie Smollett-esque hoax.

Sundas ‘Sunny’ Naqvi of Skokie, Illinois claimed she was held in ICE custody for nearly two days after returning from a trip to Turkey.

Democrats in Illinois and mainstream media instantly latched onto the story given Naqvi’s status as a US… pic.twitter.com/60orDMJGAr

— Thomas Hern (@ThomasMHern) April 15, 2026

GEORGETOWN WANTS THAT SWEET, SWEET QATARI MONEY: Georgetown must drop investigation into College Republicans’ anti-Muslim post: free speech group.

STANDING UP AGAINST HATE AND BIGOTRY: Ohio Senate passes bill defining antisemitism on campuses: The legislation aims to address rising concerns over anti-Jewish discrimination in higher education.

NEW GLENN ROCKET BEING PREPARED FOR LAUNCH: Will go up no earlier than April 18. Good luck, guys!

MESSAGE: DO WITHOUT, PROLES!

🚨🇪🇺 URSULA VON DER LEYEN HAS SENT A MESSAGE TO OVER 743 MILLION EUROPEANS REGARDING THE ENERGY CRISIS:

"The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity." pic.twitter.com/5Z1YNukMvG

— JackTheRippler ©️ (@RippleXrpie) April 14, 2026

Leftists always want you to have less.

MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE:

Last night, notorious basiji commander Mohammad Shirmohammadian was stabbed 14 times and killed by masked individuals near Pardis, Tehran.

Bear in mind: This is not how the Mossad operates.

We are likely seeing the rise of Iranians taking action with their own hands. pic.twitter.com/ToDAZdJIn0

— 𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) April 15, 2026

LOSERS: Elise Stefanik: The Moment The Ivy League Lost The Country.

REMINDER:

The CIA tried to remove a sitting United States President.

The evidence has been released. The issue is no longer a matter of opinion or debate.

Now, watch the silence.

The CIA tried to remove a President. https://t.co/0FJ7zPeKNy

— TheLastRefuge (@TheLastRefuge2) April 15, 2026

LET THE LAWSUITS BEGIN: UNC Officials Accused of Not Protecting Students or Defending Free Speech After April Fools’ ICE Article, ‘Sorority Girl’ Skit Lead to Death Threats, Campus Uproar.

WHEN LIFE DOESN’T TRACK THE NARRATIVE:

Wow! The BBC was not expecting a black man to start bashing immigration!

A British man went viral after unloading on the show, declaring Britain is “full” and that mass immigration has destroyed the country.

He slammed open borders, called out the crime spike, and said enough… pic.twitter.com/wvsQyIwXWQ

— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) April 14, 2026

#JOURNALISM: The New York Times’ Hate-Filled Agenda Drags On.

I’LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT HASN’T HAPPENED TO LENA DUNHAM: She hasn’t gotten on the Ozempic fad.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Hampshire College to close after years-long turnaround effort comes up short. “The closure announcement comes a little over a month after Hampshire’s accreditor, the New England Commission of Higher Education, warned that the institution was at risk of being put on probation or losing accreditation entirely over concerns that it lacked sufficient resources. . . . Hampshire was founded in 1965 as — in Chrisler’s words — a home for ‘deeply curious, creative people who have radically reimagined the liberal arts.'”

The original hippie hot-tub college, unsustainable in the end.

If only there had been some sort of warning.

Related: Chris Rufo takes a victory lap.

Hampshire College made a big deal about offering spots to all of the left-wing New College of Florida students who wanted to leave after we eliminated their DEI and gender studies programs. Now Hampshire College is shutting down—go woke, go broke. https://t.co/F6TdxoFFxL

— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@christopherrufo) April 14, 2026

Plus:

⚡️The American university system is the largest wealth transfer from the young to the old in human history and nobody frames it that way because the people who benefit from it control the framing.

Eighteen year olds who can’t legally buy a beer are signing six figure debt… https://t.co/Y39yaMb05T

— SightBringer (@_The_Prophet__) April 13, 2026

IT’S A REAL CONUNDRUM:

“The Supreme Court banned race discrimination in college admissions and Asian acceptance rates increased. I have no idea how these two might be related. I am a reporter.” https://t.co/2cxz9KbYVh pic.twitter.com/IyOkoKg4E9

— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) April 14, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Tuesday’s groovy.

THE NEW SPACE (INVESTMENT) RACE: Space investing is heating up as SpaceX rockets toward a record-breaking IPO.

HMM: Marriage Linked to Lower Cancer Risk In Study of 4 Million Cases.

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING AND THEY KNOW WHAT HE IS:

This is an absolutely disastrous moment for American liberalism because their top public intellectual just said they should embrace open communists who support mass killings and political terrorism.

I compiled a video showing 65 times Hasan Piker endorsed political killings and… pic.twitter.com/jA6mrUmvzR

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) April 14, 2026

WHEN CAN I TELEPORT TO BORA BORA FOR THE AFTERNOON? Quantum Reality Gets Stranger: Physicists Put a Lump of Metal in Two Places at Once.

WEREN’T THESE ALWAYS CLASSIC SIGNS OF CONCUSSION? A child’s headache, dizziness and mental fog now stand out as the clearest concussion red flags.

THE E.V. BUBBLE CONTINUES TO DEFLATE: Volkswagen Ending Production of ID4 in U.S., Future of EVs Unclear.

THE POORS’ LIVES DON’T MATTER: Elitist Chicago Doc: Average Citizens Don’t Need Armed Self-Defense Because the Poor ‘Don’t Benefit’ From Guns.