RISE OF THE MACHINES: We let OpenAI’s “Agent Mode” surf the web for us—here’s what happened.
Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds
October 24, 2025
DENTAL HYGIENE MATTERS: Researchers link gum disease to increased risk of stroke, brain damage.
NEW YORK BECOMES BERLIN, 1939: A Jew Hunt At City University. This is obviously national-origin discrimination in violation of federal law. Expel the students.
LIKE ALEXANDER HAMILTON, Charlie Kirk dead may be a more formidable adversary than Charlie Kirk alive: TPUSA Faith Explodes After Kirk Assassination – 100% Growth in Churches, 200,000 New Christians Involved.
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: University of Nebraska degree with ROI of -$800,000 survives cuts, while other programs may not.
K12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: 200 teacher sexual misconduct, grooming cases shielded from public.
If this were churches it would be on “60 Minutes.”
#JOURNALISM:
Impressive that Jesus managed to be born in a Muslim-majority county more than 6 centuries before Islam was even founded.
The Columbia School of Journalism in the bio really brings the whole thing full circle. pic.twitter.com/l3gQv7bitc
— AG (@AGHamilton29) October 24, 2025
Actually, of course, it was a Jewish kingdom when Jesus was born. And it didn’t become Arab or Muslim until the Mohammedan invasion of the 7th century. Today’s inhabitants of “Palestine” are settler-colonialists. Israel is fighting a war of indigenous resistance to colonization.
IF THEY DON’T WANT YOU FLYING YOUR OWN NATION’S FLAG, THEY’RE OCCUPIERS: Flag Wars Come to Ireland.
WHEN YOUR LEFTIST RAGE POINT IS UNDERCUT BY — CHECKS NOTES — SHAUN KING?
I actually think it's a great idea to build a big ballroom on the White House grounds.
It's virtually impossible to hold events of any size there and they are always wasting millions on tents and heaters and chairs and lights and everything else.
Stop acting like you have…
— Shaun King (@shaunking) October 23, 2025
KURT SCHLICHTER EXPLAINS THINGS WITH THE SUBTLE DELICACY ONLY HE BRINGS TO BEAR: Fat Loser Generals Can Get Bent. ” was one of those many, many retired officers who thought it was great when Pete Hegseth walked in and told an assembly of hundreds of generals and admirals that they suck and are fat, and they needed to unsuck and get unfat. Well, he was a little more polite than that, but not much. . . . Some of the flag officers— the ones with a future in a military devoted to winning wars— appreciated this refreshing dose of toxic masculinity, but far too many of them channeled Margaret Dumont and are now scrambling to the press like little weasels to leak the anonymous equivalent of, ‘Oh, well, I never!'”
Plus:
Let’s review some of the achievements of the generals and admirals who are mad because Pete Hegseth doesn’t appreciate their awesome awesomeness:
No unequivocal victories in wars in over 30 years.
The Afghanistan rout and the utterly unnecessary death of 13 service members, plus the maiming of many more.
A Pentagon more concerned with promoting social pathologies than promoting hard-core warfighters.
The decline of the Navy in terms of numbers, focus, and seamanship, including ships regularly ramming into each other.
Flat-out discrimination against people of pallor who have penises.
DEI idiocy that took away training focus and undermined morale and unit cohesion.
The utter betrayal of our troops over COVID, including the dismissal of thousands of service members who refused to take a vaccine that everybody now concedes doesn’t do what it promised to do.
Recruiting numbers in the toilet because the normal young people who usually make up our military accurately sensed that they were despised and would be betrayed by their leadership.
A veteran community so disgusted by what happened to their beloved military that they began advising young people against enlisting.Yeah, that’s quite a résumé. Very impressive. Never have so many been so arrogant with so few accomplishments and so many unmitigated failures.
They should all have to read this column in full.
UPDATE: The Great Military Feminization.
GANGSTER GOVERNMENT:
Give it enough time and every conspiracy theory from the "Right" becomes true…
…DHS just confirmed in a 22-page report that FEMA staff recorded DISASTER VICTIMS’ political beliefs and skipped over their homes because of it
That’s not a rumor, it’s in the official report🧵 pic.twitter.com/1ZzqUBoIpt
— Matt Van Swol (@matt_vanswol) October 22, 2025
Also, abolish FEMA.
PUNCH HARD:
This is the wildest attack ad I’ve ever seen in politics. Andrew Cuomo pulling out all the stops. pic.twitter.com/rPQ77Z3bE7
— Stephen Taylor (@stephen_taylor) October 23, 2025
HARSH, BUT FAIR:
If she weren't running for governor, she'd be redesigning the Cracker Barrel brand and hiring Dylan Mulvaney to promote your favorite beer.
pic.twitter.com/wT5wbCrxpl— L A R R Y (@LarryOConnor) October 23, 2025
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH: Sleazy, Unethical Journalists Ask: Why Doesn’t Anyone Trust the Media?
AUTOMATED RACISM:
What could possibly go wrong? 😳 pic.twitter.com/XH9PTsSfib
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 23, 2025
ABUSE OF POWER: Grieving Wyoming Mom Faced Retaliation by School Officials. “Her son was gone, and she wanted to understand why. Instead of getting answers from officials who she believed held some responsibility, Kari Cochran found herself standing in a courtroom defending herself against stalking allegations. Her offense? She asked school officials difficult questions and made social media posts critical of their responses.”
October 23, 2025
IT’S LIKE THE AAUP IS JUST A LEFTIST FRONT ORGANIZATION:
It’s been often claimed that conservatives are largely non-existent in academe because they are drawn to money-making careers. Glad to see this canard utterly obliterated by the American Association of University Professors, who admit that conservatives are effectively purged… https://t.co/K8laiCH3Eq
— Patrick Deneen (@PatrickDeneen) October 22, 2025
OUR EXPERTS AREN’T EXPERT ENOUGH FOR CLIMATE MODIFICATION: Can we dim the sun to fight climate change? Not without risking weather patterns, scientists suggest.
TRUE:
In the last three days, Donald Trump has done more construction work, just at the White House and has been done in all of Pacific Palisades in nearly a year https://t.co/Og2IUTUiIv
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 22, 2025
FAIRNESS IN ACTION:
Reminder that colleges have been discriminating against Asian students for decades because schools would be "too Asian" If admissions were based solely on merit. https://t.co/iqOtI3okyp
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) October 24, 2025
EVERYTHING IS DANGEROUS: The Hidden Risks of Bubble Tea Are More Serious Than You Think.
THE LONELY LIVES OF SCIENTISTS: Scientists Reveal the Surprising Innermost Secrets of Spaghetti.
COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: New study: AI chatbots systematically violate mental health ethics standards.