NEWS YOU CAN USE: The 5 Best Protein-Rich Canned Foods, According to Dietitians.

LET THEM BE IRKED: Cornell academics, activists remain irked by car incident involving university president.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Female student raps about raping Jameis Winston with Heisman Trophy in raunchy music video. A male student who did this regarding any female public figure would face much more in the way of blowback.

NOBODY TOOK A SHOT AT BIDEN OR OBAMA: “On Saturday night, May 23rd, a shooter once again sought to murder the President, his family, and his staff at the historic White House complex.”

THE HEGSETH EFFECT: US Army Hits 2026 Recruiting Goals Four Months Early.

IF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM CAN’T STOP THIS SORT OF THING, OTHERS WILL:

Her name was Isabella Stroupe.

She was 19. She loved books. Her family called her Bella.

She was tied to a bed with a tow strap and tortured for months in an east Charlotte NC apartment.

Multiple broken bones.
St*b wounds.
R*ped repeatedly.

Her mother said she screamed and… pic.twitter.com/91GSTk1fjn

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) May 24, 2026

IT WOULD TAKE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH: Billionaire Democrat Tom Steyer Does Campaign Stop in Rough Part of LA – Gets Violent Threats, Man Pulls Knife on Staffer.

This is also evidence that he’s not running a real campaign. In a real campaign, a fixer would have squared this with local “community (gang) leaders” to ensure nothing untoward happened.

Or you could have a message that resonates with people, like get the poop and junkies off the sidewalks.

Meanwhile Spencer Pratt in South Central 60s…. https://t.co/m3Kkl6dJA1

— LA Liberty 🗽🇺🇸 (@Free_LosAngeles) May 22, 2026

To be fair, maybe the Democrats’ message of “kill the billionaires” resonated with Steyer’s crowd …

ICYMI: And Away We Go! Starship V.3’s successful launch and return sets us on the path to a Kardashev II civilization.

OF COURSE HE IS:

And he's being a whiny bitch about it, which is precious, after all that murder enthusiasm https://t.co/FNafWQFK72

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) May 25, 2026

A TWO-TIER JUSTICE SYSTEM HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE:

Back in 1971 a left wing terrorist organization bombed the US Senate chambers in the Capitol building.

As a reward for their valiant actions their members all became professors at Northwestern, Columbia, and University of Illinois. https://t.co/ZaQcIZlX6n pic.twitter.com/cdvMBosaJ5

— bumbadum (@bumbadum14) May 22, 2026

OUR FIRST PRESIDENT WHO DIDN’T MUCH LIKE THE COUNTRY HE RULED:

The damage that the charlatan @BarackObama has done to the United States is incalculable. He is swimming in an infinity pool of malignant narcissism. A true scammer filled with destructive ideological anti-American zeal. https://t.co/iSjShMVo3o

— Gad Saad (@GadSaad) May 24, 2026

Biden might have been the second — if he’d, you know, known what country he ruled.

JOHN LUCAS: Preparation and Reflections for Memorial Day 2026. “As Garney’s last “Blue” platoon leader, I was scant feet away from him when he was killed. I carried his body to an evacuation helicopter that was able to descend through a small opening in the trees. By 2018, I had learned where Garney was interred. On that Memorial Day I made the trip from Knoxville, Tennessee, to my fallen soldier’s gravesite. I was a bit distressed, to put it mildly, at what I found at the church and cemetery.”

Plus: “My successor also was wounded very seriously after a relatively short time as Blue. Thus, I was the only one of the (at least) five Blue leaders from B/1//9 Cavalry in 1970-71 who was not ‘evacuated on a stretcher.’ Reflect on that casualty rate as you think about our servicemembers this Memorial Day. ”

A PROFESSION AT THE BREAKING POINT: Why Tennessee Is Right to Rethink Teacher Licensure.

OPEN THREAD: Sorry, didn’t publish for some reason.

ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE: Scientists thought Jupiter’s moon Europa was ejecting water. Now they’re not so sure.

IT’S IN THE BLOOD: Your Blood Type Affects Risk of Early Stroke, Study Reveals. “The research suggests people carrying one specific group A blood type face a higher likelihood of stroke before age 60.”

Not sure how solid this is.

AVOID SEED OIL: Scientists Warn: America’s Most Popular Cooking Oil May Be Harming Your Intestines.

ANTIVIRAL PROGRESS: A once-daily pill takes aim at measles, croup and other dangerous viruses.

ZOOM: 2026 Bentley Continental GT S and GTC S First Drive: Bending Physics.

#JOURNALISM: Why Did the San Diego Mosque Shooting Story Disappear So Quickly? They Hated Everyone.

WELL, GOOD: In a Groundbreaking First, Scientists Found a Way to Unlock Your Long-Lost Childhood Memories.

WE THINK, THEREFORE WE ARE: Consciousness Is the Only Thing That Truly Exists, Scientist Says.

IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER: Previous health risks linked to the beef debunked.

MARK JUDGE: The Untold Story of Larry Bird.

PRIVATE JET OWNER WARNS OF CLIMATE CHANGE: Harrison Ford urges ASU graduates to prevent ‘mass extinction’ by fighting climate change.

And flies that jet to pick up a cheeseburger.