THIS:

Nailed it https://t.co/3yVDJkQ9V9

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 20, 2026

OOPS:

“If in 10 years, all American troops stationed in Europe for national defense purposes have not been returned to the United States, then this whole project [NATO] will have failed.”

-General of the Army Dwight Eisenhower, February, 1951 https://t.co/6RDoExlkOm pic.twitter.com/uLwhLoGuW2

— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) March 20, 2026

SPEEDOS CAN BE DISTRACTING:

They’re here!!! 🏊

The Miami (OH) swim/dive team storms down the bleachers in Speedos, as SMU is about to take a free throw 🤣

Whole crowd goes crazy.

The free throw misses.#MiamiOH @WCPO#MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/3Ic2zjCecQ

— Caleb Noe (@CalebNoeTV) March 19, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY:

Dems must be getting hammered on this because they’re all out here today yelling that it’s the Republicans’ fault.

— IT Guy (@ITGuy1959) March 20, 2026

LONG DISTANCE CALLING: ‘A great relief!’ Europe’s Proba-3 solar-eclipse satellite phones home after a month of silence.

OBESITY ON THE RUN: FDA Approves New High-Dose Wegovy in US For Boosted Weight Loss.

OOPS: Popular Anti-Aging Treatment May Actually Cause Brain Damage. “A drug pairing often promoted in anti-aging research may come with an unexpected cost in the brain. University of Connecticut scientists report in PNAS that dasatinib+quercetin (D+Q) caused significant brain damage in mice, including the loss of myelin, the fatty covering that helps nerve cells send signals quickly and efficiently.”

MICROBIOME NEWS: How an imbalanced gut microbiome worsens chronic kidney disease.

IT’S A RIPOFF: What Are Automated License Plate Readers and Why Are People Worried? ALPRs are AI-powered cameras that automatically track specific cars, and there’s growing backlash against them.

I wrote a column on this kind of thing over a decade ago and it’s gotten worse.

NOW OUT FROM RANDY BARNETT: Felony Review. I read it, I loved it, and I blurbed it. You can see my blurb at the link.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: Another Day Ending in Y: JAMA Publishes Still More Anti-Gun Agitprop Presented as ‘Research.’

MICROBIOME NEWS: Gut microbiome thrives on fiber—tapeworms confirm it.

THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Meteorite hunters scour Ohio for fragments of 7-ton space rock that crashed into Earth.

LOOKS COOL, SMELLS LIKE CRAP: Is smoking making a comeback? Celebrities like Kylie Jenner and Hudson Williams are making it look cool again.

I WONDER WHERE IT CAME FROM? A meningococcal disease outbreak is spreading in the UK. Here’s what to know.

YES:

Elon Musk reveals the deeper purpose of becoming a multiplanetary species:

“Having two planets that are both self-sustaining and strong is going to be incredibly important for the long-term survival of civilization

The goal is not just to visit Mars – it’s to ensure the light… pic.twitter.com/TyriZkCU7r

— X Freeze (@XFreeze) March 19, 2026

WHAT’S NOT SO AMAZING IS THAT HE ALSO APPEARS TO BE LYING:

kind of amazing that Trump argues the investigations into him & prosecutions of him were political & partisan, everyone tries to argue they weren’t & that the DOJ is apolitical, then this guy blows those defenses up by explicitly running on his anti-Trump role to win an election. https://t.co/wjUWxiMnWH

— Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 (@JerryDunleavy) March 20, 2026

I just checked the "Service" list in ECF for all 3 Oath Keeper cases — there are probably 50 attorneys who made appearances of record in the cases for the two sides combined.

Your name doesn't appear. https://t.co/pJDxayB9hQ

— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) March 20, 2026

PRIORITIES:

It is morbidly funny that we take 25 years to build a transit station but we can get all the Cesar Chavez memorials down in 12 hours. https://t.co/ysW1tejMpy

— Dilan Esper (@dilanesper) March 20, 2026

WHAT IS THIS, 1989? UW-Madison vandals repeatedly throw stacks of students’ conservative magazine in trash.

LAME: UConn students launch petition urging university to declare ICE ‘unwelcome’ on campus.

IT’S NOT A POLITICAL PARTY IT’S A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY:

This is absolutely insane

Journalist Angela Rose investigates Minnesota Rep Ilhan Omar’s consulting headquarters who claims to manage $60 billion in assets

She goes into the building, walks every floor

They DO NOT EXIST. (Holy Sh*t)

“We are going to be infiltrating Ilhan… pic.twitter.com/Gt4xxseUHp

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 20, 2026

YES IT IS.

This threat is a call for civil war. https://t.co/GdmqRMR6rH

— Joel Pollak (@joelpollak) March 20, 2026

Also, damn, Pritzker’s hitting the Ozempic awfully hard. He’s running for Prez for sure.

THEY’RE PROBABLY HIDING FROM DRONES:

BREAKING: Saudi Arabia has reportedly asked Pakistan to repay a USD 6.3 billion loan after Pakistan failed to honor the bilateral defense pact, under which an attack on one is considered an attack on both. Saudi officials are reportedly unable to reach Pakistan’s PM & army chief. pic.twitter.com/0Q4cD5FE6N

— Baba Banaras™ (@RealBababanaras) March 20, 2026

Trump has pretty much the whole Muslim world against Iran and its allies now. Well, except for Britain and France.

21ST CENTURY WARFARE:

What a time to be alive https://t.co/mlar47msrq

— Scott Kominers (@skominers) March 19, 2026