OBAMA WAS CAMPAIGNING FOR OBAMA: Don’t Be Fooled—Obama Wasn’t Campaigning for Spanberger.

DEMOCRATS WILL DEFEND HIM TO THEIR LAST CONSTITUENT: Rogue Judge Boasberg May Finally Be Impeached

A POLITICIAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR HAS SUPERPOWERS: JD Vance’s Halloween Costume Truly Won the Internet.

PARROTING MEDIA MATTERS: I Can’t Believe Karine Jean‑Pierre Said This About Biden’s ‘Freeze’ Moments.

A REVIEW OF K-POP DEMON HUNTERS WITH ADDED CARL JUNG [VIP]: Hear Our Voice Unwavering: Why KPop Demon Hunters Deserves Every Oscar (and Then Some)

DON’T DOUBT HER — SHE CAN BEAT THIS SCORE: Kamala Just Made the Dumbest Case Yet for Lowering the Voting Age.

POPEYE EATS THE SPINACH: Scalise Just Ended Schumer’s Shutdown Spin With a Brutal Reality Check.

I BET SHE DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE: Jasmine Crockett Accidentally Proved Republicans Are Right on the Shutdown.

COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT IS APPARENTLY CONTAGIOUS: Wait, There Are Still Democrats Who Claim That Biden Wasn’t Cognitively Impaired?

GUESSES, ANYONE? A Strange Stop in Havana: Why Was a Chinese Fentanyl Kingpin Hiding in Cuba?

THEY’LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING, IF YOU ONLY LISTEN: Mamdani’s Own Mother Warned Us About Who He Really Is Years Ago.

AGAIN: There’s About to Be a Huge Shake-Up at ICE — and the Left Is Gonna Be Furious.

THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS: We Got Juicy Details on Obama’s Furious Call to Pelosi After Kamala Endorsement.

THIS HAS BEEN CHINESE TRADITION FOR 1500 YEARS: Tracking China in the Americas: A New Column on Underreported Influence in Our Hemisphere.

MORE HALF-WITTERY: Karine Jean-Pierre’s Book Tour Is an Absolute Trainwreck.

A BATTLE OF WITS WITH THE HALF-ARMED: BBC Interviewer Demolishes Kamala’s Excuses for Biden Cover-Up.

SHE SEEMS NICE: Katie Porter’s Ex Just Broke His Silence And… Yikes!

POPCORN. LOTS OF POPCORN: We Got New Juicy Details About the Obama-Biden Feud Last Year.

THE NEXT PANIC ARRIVES ON TRACK NINE: Democrats Have to Be Panicking Over the Latest Inflation Report.

SAME OLD TRICKS: Hakeem Jeffries Vows to Criminalize White House Ballroom Donors.

CRIMINAL ATTORNEY: Jay Jones Is Now Under Criminal Investigation.

NONE TOO SOON: Nancy Pelosi May Soon Announce Her Retirement.

中国 IS IN THE MIDDLE AGAIN: China Is Making a Big Move In Our Own Backyard — But No One Is Talking About It。

ANOTHER HEART OF STONE MOMENT: This Could Be the Worst News for Democrats About the Shutdown

PETRO’S MANIC MONDAY: El Presidente Throws a Tantrum, Threatens to ‘Take Out’ Trump.