IF IT SEEMS STUPID, IT PROBABLY IS STUPID: Understanding the Iowa Caucus Cock-Up

MAYBE PELOSI REALLY IS A DEEEP-COVER GOP OPERATIVE: BACKFIRE: ‘I Will Never Vote Democrat Again,’ Say Angry Dems on C-SPAN After Pelosi’s Tantrum.

“WHO DOES THE GRAIL SERVE?”: Bolton and The First Law of Leaks

YES: Nancy Pelosi ‘Should Be Censured’ for Ripping up Trump’s SOTU Speech, Says Newt Gingrich

MY CODING BOOTCAMP STUDENTS WOULDN’T GET A PASSING GRADE: Coding the Iowa Caucus for Fun and Profit

OKAY, SOME DEMOCRATS WERE ABLE TO SIT THROUGH THEIR SPANKING: Dem Women in White Sit While Trump Announces Lowest Minority Unemployment Numbers EVER.

SOMEONE CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES because Trump just delivered a spanking that will keep admitted Democrats from sitting down for a week.

FIRST COMMENT: “Pelosi actually ripped up Trump’s speech. I think she needs a timeout.”

THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING:

Trump’s State of the Union Guests: Veterans, School Choice Moms, a Miracle Baby

WATCH: Republicans Chant ‘Four More Years’ at Trump’s State of the Union

AND MORE: Trump’s Powerful Denunciation of Socialism Came Complete With Venezuela’s Rightful President

GREEN NEW DEAL, MEDICARE FOR ALL, AND NATIONALIZED POWER, TO SAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM TRUMP: Seriously, #NeverTrump, What WILL You Give Up to Own Trump?

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DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: What is UC Davis hiding about its use of diversity statements?

Nothing says “academic liberty” like a loyalty oath.

ADMINISTRATION ISSUES FRIGHTENING THREAT TO EXPEDITE REVIEW: Did the Trump Administration Really Issue Bolton a ‘Formal Threat’?

REAL NUMBERS: Coronavirus Update: 13,989 Cases, 304 Deaths

ALEXA NEEDS A CALENDAR: Why Is Amazon Alexa Telling People the Wrong Date for Trump’s State of the Union Address?

IF IT WEREN’T FOR DOUBLE STANDARDS, THEY’D HAVE NO STANDARDS AT ALL: 5 Times Obama Broke The Law But Democrats Didn’t Impeach Him

COSTS OF CONSTRUCTING BATHROOMS SKYROCKETS: Brooklyn Preschool Tells Kids to Choose if They’re a ‘Boy or a Girl or Both or Neither or Something Else’

ASK JOHN BOLTON: This Bombshell Interview with John Bolton Will Crush the Democrats.

DEMOCRATS ACCUSE REPUBLICANS OF THE THINGS THEY KNOW THEY DO: FLASHBACK: Obama Stole an Election, Not Trump.

HE’S DOOMED! DOOMED! The Top 5 Books Liberals Thought Would Doom Trump’s Presidency, But Didn’t.

BUT FIRST, A MOMENT OF SILENCE: The Great Pestilence Panic of 2020.

SERIOUSLY? Vox Journo Sparks Plagiarism Charges, Saying Trump’s Kobe Tweet Is ‘Remarkably Similar’ to Obama’s

When I read Rupar’s tweet, I thought he was correcting the hordes of Trump-derangement afflicted complaining about Trump daring to send a supposedly-insensitive condolence tweet. But if so, the TDS-afflicted didn’t catch on.

CORONAVIRUS 2019-nCoV VISUALIZED: Wuhan Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) Global Cases (by JHU CSSE)

This is from Johns Hopkins, real data updated in real-time.

ONLY TEN? Ten Ways The Democrats’ Own Impeachment Witnesses Destroyed Their Case Against Trump.

WHY CAN’T THEY BOTH LOSE: Google v. Oracle to SCOTUS: What Are They Arguing About?

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I AM NOT A LAWYER — THEY JUST LET ME HANG AROUND WITH THEM — BUT THIS SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD HAVE SOME CONSTITUTIONAL PROBLEMS: Conn. Dems Want New State Police Dept. Just for ‘Hate Crimes and Violent Right-Wing Extremism’.

ONLY SIX? The Top Seven Lies Adam Schiff Has Told to Boost Impeachment

I take it back: Matt upgraded to seven when I wasn’t looking.