I DON’T RECALL READING ABOUT ABSURDITIES LIKE THIS ONE INVOLVING FIRING SQUADS OR A HANGMAN:

Breaking news: Christa Pike is alive, in critical condition “and receiving lifesaving medical care,” her attorneys said, after Tennessee officials tried and failed to execute her by lethal injection the previous night. https://t.co/9O29VuKngt

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 1, 2026