I REMEMBER WHEN “WELCOME WEEK” WAS JUST ASKING AROUND FOR WHICH BARS DIDN’T ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN A STUDENT ID: UW-Madison hosts drag show for welcome week festivities.

The University of Wisconsin-Madison hosted a drag show Sunday as part of the festivities to welcome students back to campus.

“One drag queen repeatedly called an audience member a ‘twink’ and joked that the game was ‘good Christian bingo with good Christian values,’” the Madison Federalist student news outlet reported.

“The drag queen also told the players to scream bingo ‘like you’re faking something’ … The drag queen joked that all the men are ‘bottoms’ in Madison.”

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