COCAINE MITCH MORPHED INTO CAPT. PIKE SO SLOWLY, I HARDLY EVEN NOTICED: A frail-looking McConnell returns to the US Senate after three-month absence.

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R., Ky.) voted at the Capitol on Monday for the first time in three months, after a fall that raised concerns about his health and whether he would return to work.

He arrived in a wheelchair flanked by his chief of staff and a longtime aide, addressing the… pic.twitter.com/rbzEBsHy6f

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