Socialists are currently attending the ‘Socialism 2026 Conference’ in Chicago and there are dozens of insane videos from the event that are already going viral on social media.
In this one, a masked woman explains why socialists must reject the idea of fitness, because to do otherwise would play right into the hands of fascists. Is this some sort of bizarre reaction to RFK Jr. and MAHA? No one would be surprised.
You will notice that this woman is masked. In 2026. In fact, it looks like almost everyone at this event is wearing masks. These are the people who loved the Covid-19 lockdowns. They’re pining for the return of those glory days.
🚨 “The More Dysgenic, the Better”: Beatrice Adler-Bolton Says the Left Must Give Up the “Fantasy of Being Fitter Than the Fascists”
At Socialism 2026, Adler-Bolton argues that “fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism” and says the goal should not be to… pic.twitter.com/aK13lgiVGH
— Stu Smith (@thestustustudio) September 5, 2026
“They’re pining for the return of those glory days,” because they haven’t (pardon the pun) progressed beyond them:
● Do you boast about your fitness? Watch out – you’ll unavoidably become rightwing.
—The Grauniad, September 27th, 2018.
● ‘Fascist fitness:’ how the far right is recruiting with online gym groups.
—The Grauniad, March 6th, 2022.
● MSNBC opinion article ridiculed for warning about ‘fascist fitness.’
—Fox News, March 23rd, 2022.
—Time magazine, December 28th, 2022.
● According to MSNBC, if you exercise and work out, you’re a Nazi.
—The Washington Examiner, July 11th, 2023.
Labor Day weekend traditionally marks the beginning of fall for most Americans, so hopefully the far left will end its summer rerun season soon and begin to explore new modalities of craziness.