CONQUEST’S FIRST LAW OF POLITICS: Everyone is conservative about what he [or she] knows best.
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— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) August 29, 2026
Meanwhile at America’s Newspaper of Record:
Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance Socialism' On Sale Now For $72,000 https://t.co/3SjZuk9SNk
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 28, 2026