THIS IS A BIT TOO ON THE NOSE: Literal Clowns Entertain Migrants Preparing To Cross Into Britain.
The queue of migrants watched in bemusement as volunteer clowns attempted to lift their spirits.
But Laurence Quetel, 67, and her dungaree-clad troupe’s juggling performance barely elicited a smile from the crowds waiting to be served lunch.
🔗: https://t.co/JA2XD64nCI pic.twitter.com/3BKlQ9nLBE
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) August 12, 2026
Once they arrive in England, former Tory MP Edwina Curry (sarcastically, I think) suggests even more fun and games be arranged:
Former CONservative Edwina Currie, infamous for having an affair with John Major, says to stop invaders raping the public as they are, brothels should be opened next to their taxpayer funded accommodation.
Literally wants our most vulnerable to prostitute themselves! pic.twitter.com/b0hrVnv76T
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) August 13, 2026
But perhaps there’s a simple — albeit expensive — solution to all of England’s woes. Numerous cruise lines own small islands for their passengers to visit. Why not scale up this idea? ‘How much is it?’ Elon Musk jokes about buying UK ‘to establish free speech.’
Instead of England becoming Orwell’s Airstrip One from 1984, why not Starbase One!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 13, 2026