SCHRÖDINGER’S SENATOR: Republican leaders say they talked to Mitch McConnell on Tuesday but no one believes them and now the memes have begun.

Related: Some Ouija boards are more powerful than others:
I spoke with Gerald Ford for about 20 minutes this morning. I thanked him for inventing the car and being our greatest living president.
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) July 8, 2026