NOT-SO-SUPER: ‘Supergirl’ – Joyless DC Flop is a Super Mess.

Truth, Justice, Whatever.

The latter was more than “Supergirl’s” marketing campaign. It applies to the film itself, a dimly-lit shrug of IP unworthy of blockbuster status.

Or anyone’s hard-earned money.

Star Milly Alcock isn’t fully to blame, although she does little to enliven matters. There’s no charisma to be found in her performance, but that’s hardly the film’s only sin.

How much time ya got?

I still haven’t figured out exactly how the patriarchy ruined this film, but I’m sure we’re somehow to blame.