I’M PRETTY SURE I SAW THE ZIONIST GOLEMS OPEN UP FOR STONE TEMPLE PILOTS AT THE SPECTRUM IN ’93: Roger Simon’s Golem Is a Zionist.

The novel time-travels through Jewish history–and both reader and narrator are everywhere. Sometimes we are led to safety by an angel. Really, it’s all very Biblical.

Really wanna know how Yahya Sinwar was captured or rather found dead? Just as two terrorist men wearing burqas were about to blow up the Israeli soldiers who were in the process of rescuing some wounded companions, an unearthly beam of light blew up the terrorists and collapsed the building in which Yahya Sinwar had been hiding. Absolutely no one can explain this. The Israeli top secret guys are baffled. Suspicious. But attentive.

Those beams of light were the work of a Golem that was unintentionally created by a humble rabbi living in Nashville, Tennessee named Benjamin Golub.

What else, who else but a Golem could have done this? Or freed an Israeli hostage because her cries so unsettled Reb Golub that the Golem did what he thought? Felt? Knew? that his Master had wanted.

Or, better yet whom else could have, quite on his own initiative, ship a certain Jew-hating Congresswomen back to Somalia in a package marked “Return to Sender?” Of course, with enough food and water to keep her healthy and alive until someone could hear her cries.

No one else but a clever and powerful Golem.

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