“CLEVER”:

We're now at the part where the press squee over a dude wearing a mumu-looking soccer jersey. https://t.co/coh9eWKUEW

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) May 28, 2026

WAPO implies that there’s a problem with Americans “scrutinizing his every move,” but the real problem is that New York voters didn’t.

Either that, or they did — and approved.