JENNIFER SIEBEL NEWSOM IS THE CRAZY RICH WHITE LADY YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT:
Gavin Newsom: I euthanized my mom and had an affair with my best friend’s wife. I despair of finding a woman who can match my history of familial homicide and extreme sexual impropriety
Matchmaker: you’re not gonna believe this
— Uubzu v4 (@uubzu) April 7, 2026