AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz https://t.co/Sb4zUtGG14 pic.twitter.com/JW79Wcr7j5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2026
And how! Aquaman will be a vital diplomat to make inroads with the Gays of Hormuz as well:
Justice for the Gays of Hormuz pic.twitter.com/73SFJr5dBD
— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) March 30, 2026