NOT A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH, THIS IS MAMDANI’S NYC:

This really is an all time photo. A protestor shouting about the pros of immigration is interrupted by an Islamic terrorist throwing a bomb jumping over him. pic.twitter.com/3TyBfewCYT

— memetic_sisyphus (@memeticsisyphus) March 9, 2026

Then there’s this… which is still not a Python bit:

He's coming out harder over peaceful protest than he is at guys throwing incendiary devices outside his house, https://t.co/XGGhoYgs5D

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 9, 2026

You can’t make this stuff up, and in America’s blue zones, you don’t have to.