I’M SORRY, GIVEN HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BUILD UP OUR MIDDLE EAST ARMADA, THE PROTESTORS COULD HAVE AT LEAST ASSEMBLED SOME GIANT PAPIER-MÂCHÉ PUPPETS:

Tweet continues, “Communism is a cult without a God. It demands your entire life in service to them. You’re seeing that there are a lot of Communists out there who are dedicated to destroying the country.

Including feminist and clean energy icon Jane Fonda, who is all-in to mourn the oil-rich mullahs:

UPDATE: