NOT SURE HOW CLOSE ALBERTA ACTUALLY IS TO INDEPENDENCE, BUT THIS CAN’T BE HELPING OTTAWA’S CAUSE:

OH CANADA: With Alberta on the brink of deciding on independence, PM Carney has reportedly dispatched Chinese shock troops to the province armed with firearm types that were seized from residents 30 years ago. In all seriousness, Carney’s decision to embrace China’s new world… https://t.co/k2w2GqvoFi pic.twitter.com/F7yA4qomq8

— @amuse (@amuse) February 15, 2026