KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Czech Official Sends Hillary Clinton Crawling Back Into Her Box of Wine. “Mrs. C. traveled to Munich and ran into a situation that she’s not used to: somebody dared to challenge her. That doesn’t happen often, given that most people are afraid of getting Vince Fosterized. Maybe the updated version of that should be ‘Epsteinated.'”

If nothing else happens today, at least I added “Epsteinated” to my SpellCheck.