SOMALI PIRATES UPDATE: “Introducing a fraud-based culture based on tribalism into America is like introducing some sort of lethal virus into a population that has no natural immunity. The virus will spread and grow, unchecked, because it is so alien to the host. Similarly, a culture of fraud is anathema to American thinking, and it must be cut out before it consumes the host.”

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Exit question:

As always with the GOP, we’ll get plenty of first class, Academy Award-level failure theater in response.