NATIONAL LAMPOON’S NIGER VACATION HAS BEEN CANCELLED:
THERE GOES MY SPRING BREAK PLANS, THANKS A LOT DONALD DRUMPF
I HAD A FULL ITINERARY OF GETTING KIDNAPPED AND RANSOMED AND CATCHING AIDS ALL PLANNED OUT
AND NOW IT’S RUINED https://t.co/9DqB3GQpxm
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) December 26, 2025