AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Due To Tough Economy, Professional Tesla Bomber Forced To Take Second Job As Bernie Rally Attendee https://t.co/1ykzy7woMa pic.twitter.com/mOd5ywV3Kj
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 31, 2025
(The de rigueur septum piercing is a nice touch.)