JIM GERAGHTY: New Jersey Bedeviled: Four Possible Explanations for the Nonstop Drone Sightings.

Explanation Four: What some people are seeing are alien spacecraft.

Look, if they’re aliens, why are they hanging out in New Jersey?

Because that’s where Orson Welles told them they should go, Jim!

UPDATE: The rump Biden administration has 35 days left in office, and they’re determined to make the most of them: