HEY, CONSIDERING HOW THE WOKE LEFT BEATS HIM UP EVERY YEAR AT THIS TIME, CAN YOU BLAME HIM? Christopher Columbus was secretly Jewish. DNA tests suggest explorer hid true identity due to rampant anti-Semitism across Europe.

Finally, the long-awaited Tucker Carlson interview of Ta-Nehisi Coates has a topic to explore!

UPDATE: Heh, indeed:

North Jersey residents might want to give the Gualtieri Crew a particularly wide berth right now: