KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Commie Sad Grandma Hillary Clinton Is Even Drunker Than We Thought. “Granny Maojackets has — in my opinion — never been the picture of emotional health and stability. I thought that long before Donald Trump became the man who saved a grateful nation from her presidency and subsequently took up permanent residence as the monster under her bed. She’s more drunkenly weird now than ever.”