THE WAPO’S GOT A FEVAH, AND IT NEEDS MORE COWBELL JASON ALDEAN! The Washington Post would like to endlessly wokesplain Jason Aldean’s EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL song “Try That in a Small Town” so let’s explore their offerings:

The Washington Post likes nothing better than a juicy scandal involving racist white supremacists being all supremacisty, and if there aren’t any, why, they’ll just make one up!

And so, over the course of three days we have no fewer than six pieces in WaPo in which a thoroughly innocuous paean to small-town values is magically transformed into a racist pro-lynching white supremacist anthem.

To accomplish this feat of wizardry requires you go all-in, and did they ever.

This was all hands on deck swarm reporting. It’s as if they were already making room on their shelves for their next Pulitzer.

Fortunately, at least for the moment, Aldean is surviving the Alinsky-esque “pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it” tactics of the WaPo and the left (but I repeat myself) just fine: Jason Aldean Refuses To Apologize In Amazing Speech As ‘USA’ Chants Break Out.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): The problem for the WaPo is that this sort of attack depends on pretending that the person being mobbed is an affront to normal, decent, everyday American values. This is difficult to pull off when you’ve spent the rest of your time either denying that such values exist, or crapping all over them, and even calling them racist and white supremacist.