KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: The Bidens Are About to Get ‘Harvey Weinstein-ed,’ and Here Are Joe’s ‘Secret Audio Bribery Tapes’ You’ve Been Dying to Hear! “As a 34-year veteran of standup comedy, I have learned a few skills, one of which is the ability to judge reactions. I believe Biden’s arrogance is fleeting. He is scared. I see it in his dead, kiddie-groping eyes. He is beginning to panic, and his excuses smell worse than Lizzo’s yoga mat.”

Well, one can hope.

Kevin Downey Jr is filling in for Kruiser today.