VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR WEEKLY INSANITY WRAP: Barney the Dinosaur Is Getting Rebooted… With an Excruciating Twist. “Barney the Dinosaur is coming back but, like a zombie, worse than before and with a hunger for brains.”

Plus:

• Another dude in a dress explaining periods.
• There’s nothing worse than those evil SOBs who cure blindness.
• You’ll never believe what costs more than gas in some places.

So much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.