OF COURSE: All the great women in history were actually men.

One of the great, pesky questions of human history has finally been answered. For thousands of years , as we all know, most great accomplishments were the works of men. But now and then there was an outlier, a woman doing great things. Esther in the Bible, Joan of Arc or Elizabeth I of England. It made no sense — but today, thanks to the tireless work of gender studies departments we know the truth: those weren’t women at all. They were actually men.

This weekend we had further confirmation of this revelation from the New York Times which ran a piece revealing that Louisa May Alcott, author of Little Women, was a trans man.

We know this because sometimes Alcott went by “Lou” and mentioned having a “boys’ spirit.”

I’m sold. I mean Alcott’s work shows an intimate and profound understanding of girlhood and womanhood. Who understands those things better than men?

But why stop with Alcott?

Indeed! The Washington Free Beacon’s 2022 Man of the Year: J.K. Rowling.