EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY:
● Sriracha maker warns of ‘unprecedented shortage’ due to supply issues.
● Plot Twist! Movie Theaters Fear Popcorn Shortfall Will Be a Spoiler.
● FLASHBACK: When ‘Experts’ Claimed Gas Prices Would NOT Skyrocket Under Biden.
UPDATE: America Will Be Very Cranky: Coffee Prices To Skyrocket, Global Harvest Near Record Lows.
(Updated and bumped.)